I went to Tim's house last night for his New Year's Eve party. We watched Fight Club and tried to watch 10 Things I Hate About You. Tim put confetti down everyone's shirt, so we put it down his pants. It's 2005, by the way.

I french braided Lindsay's hair. It looked weird cause I did it with only the light from the TV screen.

Ice cream makes a good breakfast/lunch.

Arielle's New Years Resolutions (in high definition!)
-Throw rocks at people with Loius Vitton purses
-Be a lazy ass
-Get married to Zach Braff
-Laugh at babies who are stupid (which is basically all of them)
-Bang Jude Law
-Finish naming the voices in my head
-Pimp Scrubs and Arrested Development shamelessly
-Tell Tom Welling my theory that he is an alien because he is too pretty
-Hug John Glover and Michael Rosenbaum a few times
-Set world record for longest scarf (the mile long muffler!)


I imagine only three of these things will actually happen. If you can guess which ones, 974582475829374 points to you.

Her name is Yoshimi - she's a black belt in karate
Working for the city - she has to discipline her body -
Cause she knows that it's demanding to defeat these
Evil machines - I know she can beat them -

Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots defeat me
Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots eat me

Those evil natured robots - they're programmed to
Destroy us - She's gotta be strong to fight them -
So she's taking lots of vitamins - cause she knows that
It'd be tragic if those evil robots win - I know
She can beat them -