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I cannot possibly be the only person in the world who saw this.

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brilliance:

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echokitten makes breakfast poo.

i am so going to make this.

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via natalie dee

my love of bacon will never die, natalie.

never.

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yesterday, i was at the speedway [this is important] buying my regular protein bar and monster. oh, and some goldfish for boog. the total came to $6.66 which made me chuckle.

the cashier said "666 is nothing. the only number we fear here is 7-11."

IT shawn: are you out this whole week?
me: yup.
IT shawn: you suck

suck

suck
me: EXPERTLY
IT shawn: suck
me: DUDE

i had 10 VACATION DAYS LEFT

10.

TEN!!!!

IT shawn: You suck at taking vacation


ALSO! i had sushi with kendokamel today. i also suck for not getting a picture of the occasion.

i would recommend not watching this if you cannot handle claymation entrail vomit.

this is my favoritest picture from c14.

this one?



not so much. i look like i just told you we're out of hash browns and hocked a loog in your coffee. now tell me what f@$(&%(&% pancakes you want.

to: batty
from: nickolaus pacione
subject: associating yourself with Michelle Russo

As much as you hate my guts, I wish you a lot of hell because you call Michelle Russo a friend. Russo is a user of people and steals money from everyone she knows. I hope she nickels and dimes you. Just pray your kids don't pick up any of her bad habits. IF you want to keep calling me a hack, it just gives me more fuel to call you a thief by association with her. She takes advantage of the disabled and the elderly. This is something I don't lie about, and when you lamblasted my career as a writer the more the reason I came after you about it is becuase I had to put up with this sad bitch lying to everyone about my reason I had to undergo an M.R.I.

***

i love it that when nicky goes on one of his rampages, i get an email just because. it makes me feel special.

hey! check out what they're selling at sears!

then check again.

WEEZER. THEY ARE GENIUS.

if there was ever a shirt that *needs* to be a part of my wardrobe....

i sent this to my mother:



it speaks truth.

after *years* of facetiously whining about wanting a pony, my request has actually been fulfilled. i actually got a pony in the mail.

now i dont know what to whine about.

i am in love with this.

in case you wanted to know, it takes about a month to go through my entire journal.

in case anyone was dying to know, pinkfontgirl is in november of 03.

DIY ceiling cat

these are so going all over the office.

ok, i just gotta lol here.

pinkfontgirl apparently came across my lj via goth_poser_guy, and started reading my. entire. journal. from the most recent entry on back. i do believe she started on friday. what's even more funny is that she keeps leving me comments on older entries to let me know where she is.

i have just been informed that she's somewhere around november 06.

hats off to you, pinkfontgirl. i commend you on making your way through my past. you will surely be disappointed in the ending, as i clearly remember the contents of my very first post.

i won't spoil it for you, though.

DUDES.

i am totally hanging with mengus on friday. beer will be consumed.


CAN THE WORLD HANDLE SUCH CONCENTRATED AWESOME?

kraftwerk is playing in milwaukee on my birthday.

so i was at the doghouse last night enjoying a tasty beverage when a jager chick walks up to me and hands me a flier.

"you look like a person that would like this event!" she says.

the flier was for organ grinder's.

el oh el.

http://iconzicons.livejournal.com/220623.html


this is the best post in the history of livejournal.

thank you cheekytubemouse for alerting me to its awesomeness.

this is the product of my first usage of a wacom tablet in 10 years:



i told meowmeowbutt that she could possibly use this icon when she is pissed off.

i know she won't.

because she is in korea where they eat dogs.

so she is too busy eating dogs.

macross just rick rolled me at work.

shithead.

i dont really talk politics. for the most part, i find it pointless. but the upcoming presidential election, i think, is going to have an *extreme* impact on america's future.

i usually vote liberal, however, i've been wholly undecided on who i'm liking more. there are always just a few negatives on all candidates that outweigh the positives, and its frustrating. i guess that's par for the course, but i have never given up hope that someday, somehow, the perfect pairing of candidates will emerge from the charred ashes of amrica's democracy and speak to me in ways so deep that i can know witout a doubt that yes, *these* people are what i am all about.

my friends. my dear, dear friends list: i am exploding with enthusiasm and newfound hope, for that time has come.




its like they know me.

so i woke up this morning to find that i have inherited whatever plague boog had over the weekend. i wont go into too much detail, but it involves really nasty stuff coming out both upstairs and downstairs. this is actually the first time in an hour that i have not been in the bathroom. so, i have banished myself to the couch.

for some reason an infomercial is on, and i just cannot believe....well, i *can*, but it still makes me shake my head. here:



EMAIL MAGICALLY APPEARS, GUISE.

boog said you put this on the boobies.

[01:23] sushispook: I DO NOT SPEAK WITH MY WANG
[01:23] sushispook: well - i probably could if i tried, i'm just not fluent in cock
[01:23] thebelfryinc: dude, visual.
[01:23] thebelfryinc: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
[01:24] sushispook: ha ha EATING MY WORDS
[01:24] thebelfryinc: HEY YOU SPELLED VAGINA WRONG
[01:25] sushispook: okay
[01:25] sushispook: VAGINA MY WORDS
[01:25] thebelfryinc: LKGHLKDHGDLKSHGDSLKGH"DSLHGEW"OIHGEOIHG"WDGOIHEOIWTEWOIHTOIEHT
[01:25] thebelfryinc: DUDE THEY WONT FIT
[01:25] thebelfryinc: TRY SMALLER WORDS
[01:26] sushispook: i'll try slicker words first
[01:26] sushispook: just relax, okay?
[01:27] sushispook: oh wait, i just went to a place with scrabble tiles that i shouldn't have
[01:27] thebelfryinc: just preface evrything with 'lube' and we'll be good
[01:28] sushispook: lube preference?
[01:29] thebelfryinc: xanax

also, from mountain_hiker

baby's first mythos! this is, like, totally on its way for boog now.

jay, shawn, and i just ate this. we have no idea what it is. it tasted like paint. dear friends list, does anyone know wtf this is?

is there anyone on my friends list that is adept at sewing and might possibly have some free time to make a boog comforter if i supplied you with the materials and paid you for your effort?

if so, please name your price.

edit this is going to be girlvinyl sewing experiment. i should be scared y/y?

IT jay was hungry