do you ever look at yourself in the mirror in the morning and determine yourself to be the most undesireable person on the planet?

what do you do to remedy that?

it figures that on the day that i'm having slight personal issues that my dress for the prom o' doom would arrive.

it showed up in an envelope. not one of those cloth-like envelopes, mind you, but a cardboard letter-sized USPS priority envelope.

needless to say, i will be busting out the hotpants to curb the ass incident of...well, whenever i show up to the chamber in a skirt.

but it is totally punk rock and i love it.

OK WHO PUT 'INSTANT DOUCHEBAG' IN THE WATER FOR ALL TO CONSUME?

SRSLY.

WTF.