at work, bret asked me what my new years resolutions were. i told him that i am not making any because i fail miserably at them. he said, "i think i'm gonna resolve to drink more. you might as well make ones that you know you can keep, right?"

so ive adapted bret's convention and made my own.

1. continue taking in oxygen for my general well being.


2. be less of a douche


3. go outside


4. eat breakfast


5. be better to those friends who hold a solid place in my heart but because of my own brain have not done so


6. do things with said friends


7. love on my boog as much as possible


8. continue to find joy in the things others deem insignificant


9. work on keeping my zen state without becoming apathetic.


10. not shit my pants

i think that about covers it.