so tonight i'm working out, and usually this leaves me near the patio door. the blinds are open just a wee bit so i can see outside. all of a sudden i notice a large-ish body of fur pressing against the glass, distinctively cray-colored. i'm all, shit, cray somehow got out again, so i get up and put my hand on the door to open it, and that's when i see the long rat tail.
these possums need to stop impersonating cray.