if YOU don't like it DON'T read it

Sat, 05 May 2007 05:32:11 GMT

so now that everyone is done leaving myspace and going back to livejournal i decided it would be a good time for me to come back now. my pr guy advised i wait until its not trendy to delete my myspace account before i delete it. because i hates me some trendy people. lately i have been trying to redfine my image; thats the name of my next album. i'm really trying to go back to the basics with it. why mess with suxess.

i fucking hate mexican poporatzi. they killed the queen of england and got away with it. oh and they took this picture:

btw im fighting with mtv to give me my own reality show. more details on this later.

did you think that i was gonna give it up to you?

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 05:52:33 GMT

today i broke up with my boyfriend because he was always trying to hug me and stuff. why cant i find a guy who just wants to sk8 with me n shit. ive been staying out of the public eye lately so that i can have a huge come back. i am going to release an album with jayz and lincoln park. my agent thinks it will be really good for my career. today i saw was at hot topic and i saw a pair of striped tube sox that were so tough i had to buy 50 pairs. i also bought a bunch of hats that make me look mean n shit. i luv bbq pizza!

OMG I ALMOST FORGOT! PICS!!!11111

Sat, 03 Apr 2004 06:51:53 GMT

i spent a night in a hot topic after i played a free show at some mall in ohio. they thought i would be to scared, HAH!

i didnt want to go to the mtv awards cuz i would have felt so stupid not wining nstuff, so they made this doll of me and moved her around and clap and stuff.

and this is what it means to truly be punk

zzzzz

Sat, 03 Apr 2004 06:16:00 GMT

ive been busy with my new cd, which is why I havnt had time for dumb livejournal!

i was beginning to think i didn't have any fans left, but then rod came up with the free mall appearances idea. it was cool, i got free ms fields n shit.

Well, i am bored. what's a fun thing to do when your too popular to step out of your house? hopefuly the real world is on. i feel like i know that frankie chick completely. we are almost exactly alike, except im strong as hell.

Thu, 30 Oct 2003 02:53:22 GMT

WHY

THE

HELL

AM

I

NOT

ON

NOW 14

the cookie crumbles

Sun, 12 Oct 2003 13:45:26 GMT

I was on my cousin's trampoline today. He's 9 and it took him forever to get me in the air. My face kind of hurts now. I'm performing on some live aol sessions and i don't think anyone will be able to see me so that will be a cool break from the norm, cuz i dont even have to pretend to play the guitar. I'm afraid all of these favors I am letting greg do for me is going to give him the wrong idea though. He tried kissing me yesterday on the beach when he KNOWS i'm not aloud to do that with anyone else cuz no one will want to take pictures of it again.. in the same place.

what is a good place to get caught making out any ways these days?

i've been listening to puddle of mud a lot. i tell people it's because they are my fav band but really i just don't want to loose my edge. the fall weather always gets to me and sometimes i just want to talk about how beautiful it is. but don't worry everyone, avril ain't goin soft till at least her fourth album marking the self discovering period in her life!

50 cent wont even look at me he's so scared

Fri, 29 Aug 2003 02:58:26 GMT

im backstage at the VMA's. DId every1 see me and KeLyY?^%%&??!!!! we gave an award to those guys with the hair... that was nice of mtv. i mean, every1s gotta start somewhere. anyways after i said the 7 words I have been practicing for a week i just dicked around with the olsen twins and proof, all 3 of them want me im pretty sure but whatev. that reminds me, britney and christina are lesbians now or something. that's why III don't dance, im not a lesbian. and every1 said i don't dance because i can't. no!111 i don't dance because i don't like to kiss girls right now. god, this thing will NEVER END! im glad good charlotte just won. punk reptresent!

maybe kel will wantto go to some after parties so we can take more pictures together.

later little people!!!!!!

same day new shit as they say

Tue, 05 Aug 2003 06:21:21 GMT

theres been some gaps in tour dates, the road is long and lonely. I'm beginning to see what Bob Barker meant by that "turn the page" song. its getting hard to be me. i set up an electrical dog fence to temporarily paraylize people from BOP magazine because I HATE THEM and yea, they stopped coming, they havnt even tried in weeks.. my limo driver quit because I show him my ass whenever he wants a tip.. and to top it off this total d.o.r.k. with a skate board that saw me a couple days ago and wanted me to show him what tricks i can do. LOL!

i dont know why i just put lol. i didn't really laugh out loud. i guess im just stressed, and trying to shade what a dark person I really am. i made a new list of things to do though, and #1 is getting back to my musical and spiritual roots. so i rented aladin and the fox and the hound and who knows... maybe my sophmore album will begin to take shape.

also, i was thinking about learning to play the drums so i could expand my horizons, but i wanted to see if I looked "avril" enough holding drum sticks... if you want to tell me what you think go for it but I don't care and I'll probably swear at you.

Tue, 08 Jul 2003 16:24:12 GMT

i go for surgery on my elbows this friday. wish me luck.

Tue, 08 Jul 2003 16:20:50 GMT

today i got a web cam from best buy. heres a pic i just took...

Tue, 08 Jul 2003 16:09:39 GMT

today my producer told me i have to lose 20 pounds and start looking sexier. i told him to fuck off but then my agent said he had a point so i said sorry. i guess they just want whats best for my image. i'm glad i have people that are looking out for me like that.

Fri, 02 May 2003 03:49:03 GMT

no one understands me. i hate my life.

i love kel

Wed, 30 Apr 2003 01:59:28 GMT

girls night out

Tue, 29 Apr 2003 21:11:31 GMT

Tue, 29 Apr 2003 20:58:58 GMT

war sucks!

Tue, 29 Apr 2003 13:07:50 GMT

I went shopping today and got some white tank tops and black ties. I was looking at these two gurls who were wearing pink and it made me mad so I growled at them. I was about to walk over to one of them and punch them in the face but my agent was there with me so he did it for me. THen i went to buy some black eyeliner and this dumb old lady asked if i wanted anytthing else becuz black doesn't go with the tone of my face or something. I told her i know im ugly and i don't care and smashed a bottle of perfume on the counter in front of her. How come no one understands me? I'm going to tell Jim and Alec to write a song about this for me.

Tue, 29 Apr 2003 05:15:03 GMT

aMoNgThEdArK: is this avril lavinge

Auto response from xXSk8erGurl18Xx: breakin stuff

xXSk8erGurl18Xx: ITS LAVIGNE

aMoNgThEdArK: oh... sorry

aMoNgThEdArK: i just watned to say i think your hot

xXSk8erGurl18Xx: eeeeeewwwwwwww no im not!!11

xXSk8erGurl18Xx: trl is on, smell ya l8er

xXSk8erGurl18Xx signed off at 11:44:23 PM.

OMG why do guys always have to think im hot!