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The Passion of the (_|_)

Created on 2001-07-31 19:24:27 (#283231), last updated 2009-11-20

44,586 comments received, 16,428 comments posted

10,642 Journal Entries, 23 Tags, 5 Memories, <10 ScrapBook Files, 0 Virtual Gifts, 31 Userpics

Basic Info
Name:(_|_)
Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
Bio
"A man compounded of law and gospel is able to cheat a whole country with his religion and then destroy them under color of law." -- Benjamin Franklin


READ THIS BEFORE YOU ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST

I have the honor of being a Co-Moderator of [info]bush_sucks. Yeah, baybee!

[info]coloradophotos is my creation.



Be advised that I am:

A Man
Straight, but not narrow
Not a Christian
Not religious
Pro-choice
Liberal
Obnoxious
Openly Sexual
Anti-War
Anti-Dubya
An Environmentalist

(note, this does not mean I hate children)
Asian-American
And last, but not least -- an ass, just as my username suggests. I don't hide that fact behind any other handles. What's your excuse? This is a DISCLAIMER, so don't act all stupidly surprised if I'm ever one toward you. I have plenty of friends that have never experienced that, and some that have. Just make sure you know that it's a possibility.

I bitch about:
Xians
Pro-lifers
Republicans
Stupid people

I post a lot of:
Articles
Pictures
Sexual content
Links
References to stupid people

And I post A LOT in general. If you don't like people that actually use their LJ's to communicate, then don't add me.

If you think you're going to be offended by things I post, then DON'T ADD ME. I hate adding people back, only to delete them a week later because they couldn't handle the [info]ass_.

Buy Blue


The Church of Euthanasia


Here's what friends have to say about the [info]ass_:

[info]batty_ -- [info]ass_ isn't really an ass, he just plays one on lj ;)

[info]heartjam -- [info]ass_ speaks the truth and shames the devil

[info]dramatha -- My very own He-Whore

[info]eunice_branca -- Finest piece around!! Two thumbs up!!

[info]vampgyrl -- [info]ass_: the breakfast of champions!

[info]stormwind -- One of the most informed and entertaining liberals out there.

[info]mojo_iv -- Parsley

[info]christikr -- You could bounce a quarter off him

[info]alfabettezoupe -- how could someone who pisses off the right this much be bad?

[info]archaeopteryx -- One of the funniest liberal, childfree atheists on LJ.

[info]squidkisses -- [info]ass_ is deeeelicious.... ;O

[info]attraction83 -- interesting.

[info]browren -- you mean big dick

[info]paleblueeyes -- He's a punk. He won't bend over and let me smack da [info]ass_

[info]dollyknuckles -- He'll warm your heart! And fill your friends page! And sleep with your girlfriend!

[info]saturn_grrrl -- he's the bees knees

[info]sarcastro -- He's a damn cool dude! ;)

[info]mistressxenobia -- dude, i just came here for the nekkid pictures...

[info]zhenzhi -- [info]ass_ kicks ass!

[info]reset_smith -- [info]ass_ is quality family fun.

[info]karaksindru -- Not only can he handle the [info]ass_, but he does so nightly. ;)

[info]redqueenofevil -- [info]ass_: He's not just for breakfast anymore. Goes great with a side of goldfish crackers, and a gin and tonic. Serve some up today!

[info]prettygolucky -- Always makes my day with his cool posts!

[info]dragons_angel -- [info]ass_: proving that you can masturbate all day and still accomplish things in life!

[info]seamusd -- Behold the sexy female ass in this user's otherwise all male body! *swoon*

-- One of my favorite journals to read! If Satan had a LJ, he'd be jealous.

[info]piroshki -- Get your piece of the [info]ass_!

[info]madsquirrel -- England loves the [info]ass_, except Londoners, but nobody values their opinion anyway...

[info]amatrixangel -- The greatest source of free press in the known world.

[info]kalahara -- I say this word today and I think it cover it completely asshaberdashery...

[info]kef41871 -- kef41871

[info]bugfish -- I read [info]ass_! I laugh! I cry! Well, okay, I'm unstable.

[info]finding_rowan -- [info]ass_ is intelligent, angry rectal love.

[info]frezzen -- I never knew I could love [info]ass_ so much

[info]midnightmadness -- I've never smelled him, but he's most likely the best smelling ass I know.

[info]phoenixdagger -- the man is better than syphillis and peanut butter sammiches - COMBINED!

[info]trajikgypsy -- [info]ass_ is about as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.

[info]mojo_iv -- You can pick your friends and you can pick your ass but you probably can't pick your friends ass, unless its [info]ass_, in which case you can, uh, do something or other

[info]themikado -- [info]ass_: A great source of information, fun and all-round coolness. :)

[info]preto_no_branco -- We don´t need help from Goatse Man to see [info]ass_´s inner personality

[info]lylith -- Best [info]ass_ in the galaxy!

[info]thren0dy -- [info]ass_ stays crunchy in milk!

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