While I was looking for prosciutto in pre-packed deli aisle I did a double take when I read the name of one item: SLICED PLACENTA.
On closer inspection it was really "sliced pancetta."
Today there was a long wait at the deli department and it occured to me that when I took my number I should have taken a few others with it, and when it was approaching my number I could sell the other (now more preferable) numbers to later arriving deli shoppers. I'm sure there are people out there who would fork over a dollar or two to save 15 minutes.