ashley

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 22:16:38 GMT

i have a new journal!

yay. strawbizzle. did i even do that code right? i don't remember? hm. ADD MEEEEEEEEE. i'll add all my favorite people soon.

hey motherfucks

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 01:30:56 GMT

hiii. i made a new lj.. i'm not sure if i'm gunna use it yet! i definitely grew out of this name a looong time ago.

so we started color class on tuesday. it's soooooooooo boring so far cause all we've done is book work :(. the new class started on tuesday too. they all seem so different from everyone else. dunno why. but yeah i bet they're all fabulous.

i'm addicted to caffeinated drinks. is that even a word? oh well. i'm addicted and it really sucks cause i can never sleep anymore.

as you can see we make the same faces.. obviously meant to be best friends forever. it was so hard to choose just 5 pictures haha.

i might get a job at tower records AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

i gotta shower before mindfreak starts BYEEEEEEEEE

Sun, 11 Jun 2006 04:17:04 GMT

make a show called the 'knowledge nugget'
say 'interesting factoid!'

lmaoooooooo

cheese nips

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 23:42:13 GMT

so tomorrow is 6.6.6 and i have to admit i'm a little nervous haha. so many satan/666 things have been happening today and i think everyone in my class is convinced that i am satan reincarnated. but uh i'm going to a 666 party and i hope it will be fun. i'm gunna dress up in some pretty sexual clothes.

i want to marry pierrick lilliu. soooo hot and watching him speak french is like being in heaven. hahaha.

so i have had 100 myspace friend requests in the last few days. and tons of messages and it's creepin me out.

man, it's hot in here.

my mom is making coconut shrimp for dinner. eww :( i'm just gunna make something else.

we went clothes shopping yesterday and i got soooo many hot clothes. yayyyy. :)

LMAO

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:55:52 GMT

i am seriously like satanic or something
go to myspace.com/666 and i'm on the top 8 randomly.. wtf. its for the omen and now i know why i have like 500000000000000 myspace related email.s

loving life

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 21:25:33 GMT

man, today was a sucky day at school. we had 2 tests. and i got an updo on a 10 year old girl. she started hyperventilating because i put a bobby pin in and i guess it hurt her? she didn't say anything and then she just started bawling. everyone, including her family, was soo surprised at how she was acting. it was ridiculous! i felt like shit and then when she started crying i was like jesus christos! whatever. i left school early today because it was just a caca day and i also FELT like caca. lol.

wtf! i just got another myspace email. i got like 25 myspace related emails today. i don't understand...

tonight me, kt and mom are going out to eat. because brian is coming home tomorrow so we are celebrating our last night without him lmao. i feel bad for my mommy. i wish i could just make him disappear or something. i guess i should call criss angel and have him make brian disappear permanantly lol.

yes dear is the best show on television right now.
besides criss angel..

my teacher ms. rachel's favorite band is three 6 mafia. that seriously rocks my world. today was her last day :( i'm sad.. but whatever. she's only 21, she should not be teaching people only 2 years younger than her haha.

i got to hang out with eric warren last night! i haven't seen that motherfucker since high school. he's exactly the same lol.

we have a week long vacation the first week of july, and christine and anna both want me to go to orlando with them and their bfs. xtine wants to stay in a disney resort and anna wants to rent an apartment for that week. i REEEEEEEALLY want to go! but i have no money.. i think i'll try to convince my dad to let me go. i really want jamie to go too though waaah. it would make my life. i think i'd rather go to california though. santa cruz!

i just got 3 more myspace emails... jesus tapdancing christ popsicle.

Tue, 30 May 2006 02:48:45 GMT

this weekend has been good. i really needed a long weekend away from school. i slept a lot and me and katie are on our own. mom is 7 hours away and dad is in florida. haha we were nervous at first but otherwise it's been greeat.

i'm partially blonde. but i want it more white. :(

my big toes have faces on them and the rest of my nails are polkadotted.

we went to the china buffet this weekend yum yum.

and today me and katie played in the rain. it was so fun. we jumped in puddles haha.

i really suck at writing.. i used to at least be able to form paragraphs. oh well. on that note here are pictures!

me and kiefer are in love

hahaha

i'm like a little kid all excited

don't i look like a creeepy witch in the woods? ahahahha

ooomg

i love this picture and i don't know why

was i playing the guitar?

awww

one of these days when i'm not tired.. or rushed.. or whatever.. i'll make a good update. i swear!

oh yeah, i watched walk the line today!! it was really good. anna brought it to school for me and i finally watched it tonite. me and katie also watched baseketball and we hadn't watched it in forever.. god it's even funnier now that i'm older.

Sat, 20 May 2006 17:39:31 GMT

i miss updating. hmm

i'm lovin life.
i don't like old women who dont talk. annoying!
i colored my hair and its fabulous.

yep! i'm doing more red today i think. i can't wait for color class. i'm starting to hate haircutting unless it's cutting mullets. i cut a mean mullet. i like cutting cute haircuts but i don't think i could live on just doing trims on old ladies and kids. besides i want to be a colorist anyway.

me, jamie, christine and carl went to pf changs last night. SO GOOD. we got so much food but sam (our waitress) goes to pivot point so we got lots of free stuff. :) so the meal was cheaaap.

alright jamie is coming over now so byeee!

s.a.d

Mon, 01 May 2006 23:13:20 GMT

daaang it's been a while. i'm here with some fabulous pictures of me and katieee. we got bored over the weekend lol.

soo i'm almost done with phase 1! this week we learn mens hair and updos, and next week is all finals. then i'm going to be on the floor, cutting real hair. i'm pretty nervous. but yeaaah..

today me, christine, mk and v-dawg went to 'rosewood' which is this totally white trash diner type place next to pivot point. we got grilled cheese and it tasted ... odd and fruity. our waitress was really russian or polish and she had giant scars / cuts on her arms. and rotten brown teeth. pretty scary if you ask me!

god, i had way more to write about. but i couldn't even tell you what my ideas were. lol.

fuck this .. onto the

my sister is soo pretty!

i even scare myself

ayeee papi

muah

lmao

like, whatever!

lmao katie

failed seriousness

trying to be serious and FAILING

katies hair is love

throw up the horns! lmao

basically the same picture as above but katie's face makes everything worth it!

we love monsters :)

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:57:03 GMT

man my next day off of school isn't until may 29 :'( and then june 12 and a week off in july woooo.

yesterday me corn and mary went to olive garden. i got cheese fondue and it was all burned and delicious. we scratched someones car 2 times. one on the way in and one on the way out. ooooops.

i looooooove jamie and i miss him so bad. i wanna take today off to see him but i have to comb out the fucking evil roller set we did yesterday, and if i dont my mannequin might get thrown away. :( fuck roller sets, man.

i'm addicted to monster energy drinks. actually.. everyone in my class is. fuck, they're good. i'm gunna get one at lunch today. hell yes.

things i want / need::

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:56:15 GMT

- matching undies and bras
- body wash
- new kind of face wash
- nexxus shampoo and conditioner
- biolage hydratherapie hydra-seal leave in creme
- got2b hottie leave-in instant mender
- new eyeshadows (mac)
- OPI nailpolish
- new clothes .. mainly for summer time
- tweezerman tweezers
- black pants / capris for class
- comfy pullover hoodie
- medium brown 18" fusion extensions
- camera phone
- bathing suit
- kiefer movies and posters
- new black and white converse
- other black and/or white shoes
- an apartment in california with a wall of ceiling to floor windows
- philosophy shampoo
- special fx hair dye .. hot pink

and more?

Sun, 02 Apr 2006 23:43:30 GMT

hey you sexy bitches.

i swear to fucking god i love cosmetology school. 2 weeks have gone by already. i have 80 hours out of the 1500 i need lol. but hopefully a good 250 of those will come from interning at a salon. i fucking love all the girls in my class. except a certain one but that's no surprise since she's a cold bitch. who knew everyone else was a closet bsb fan? woooo bsb!! we have bsb dance parties during lunch and it's awesome.

sooo i'm going to get fusion extensions. i'm thinking about going red again? probably. but maybe not. i also want platinum blonde on my top layer of hair. anyhoo, i'm gunna dye the underneath layer of my hair black or just dark brown since the ends are turning blonde. >:O i have too many ideas for my hair! do you guys think i'd look hot with platinum blonde hair?

for some odd reason i've gotten 3 issues of 'ladies home journal' in the mail in the last month. um wtf. i'd never subscribe to it so.. ?

yay i think jamie is meeting me for lunch this week! yayayya. i'm having jamie withdrawal during the day.

the simple life is like the funniest show ever. i need to buy the second and third seasons. i seriously want paris hiltons hair. and her money, that'd be great too.

today i was reading findadeath.com or whatever. i read about river phoenix and i've never seen any of his movies besides stand by me. but i felt so bad. and i read about chris farley, brandon lee and william frawley & vivian vance. there was stuff in there about lucille ball i never knew that made me die of laughter omg. she was a heartless bitch! i love her though.

god i love kiefer sutherland so much. how is he so fucking hot with a beard, a mullet and as trailer trash? he kills me man.

look how small my boobs have gotten. dude. seriously.

raaahh

lmaaao

i had planned on posting more pictures but now that i look at them, they're fugly.

mmmm i can smell food cooking. mmmmmmmmm. i love food.

i'm listening to my old ashlee simpson cd.. lol. i used to love it. it's a fun cd man.

alright i'm done. byeeeeee.

hey dudes

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 13:52:19 GMT

um i'm updating really quick before school!

i loooooove school so much. doing hair every day is pretty awesome. the girls in my class are so great and cute. they crack me up. yesterday we had a party for NCMEC (national center for missing and exploited childen) and there were brownies, donuts, cookies and chips. it was pretty delicious. the guy talking to us was HILARIOUS. he sounded just like william hung which was pretty scary. and very distracting.

okay i have to go. i'll update more when i have a chance. :)

strange.

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:13:41 GMT

yesterday, for the first time in my life, i worked. lol. i worked for 5 hours. i only expected to work 2 hours, 3 tops. i folded 700 pieces of paper. and stuffed 100 folders with 10 papers each 4 different times. they had to be in perfect order. what a pain in the ass. but, i got paid 10 dollars an hour! woooo. and they aren't going to take out taxes from it, i guess. :)

so, me and jamie finally finished all 4 seasons of 24. now we're like totally obsessed. well we pretty much were after we saw one episode lol. but like, now i compare everything to 24 lmao. and jamie keeps saying "yeah" like tony. and our dreams are like episodes of 24. it's quite strange. jack bauer is the coolest man ever. and omg i love kiefer <333333333 i think he is one of the coolest people ever to live lol. and he is one of the only people who looks hot with a platinum blonde mullet lollll.

eeeeeeeeeeeee baby. that is the cutest thing ever.

this picture reminds me of jamie. lol.

greaser!

mullet

more hot mulletness. lol.

school starts in a little over 2 weeks. i'm so nervous! i hope the girls in my class aren't bitches.. haha. i will also miss having complete and utter freedom every day. but i'm super excited to start learning everything.. and start experimenting hehehe. i want to learn about extensions the most because i want to give myself some haha.

oh yes, i'm down to 112 pounds now from 135 over the summer. excitement! all i ever do is eat and i always just keep losing weight. maybe i have a tape worm .. ahhhhhh. if i shit out a giant slimy worm i would scream and then gag and then throw up and then disinfect my butthole.

i have a taste for a mcdonalds vanilla shake. mmmm. and a double cheeseburger and fries. too bad that shit makes you get sick.. like the dude in super size me. that movie was frickin gross.

man it's 11 and jamie isn't up yet. he was up all night playing the 24 game. lol. poor baby. i'll let him sleep a little longer.

sexy jamie in a scary hallway :(

he was high on catnip!

lmaoo how scary is that?

he is obviously extremely offended.

hahahahahaha

bob loves his catnip filled banana!

aw.. cuddling.

lmao

how stoned does he look??

he somehow got his foot in between the grip of the banana.

hahahaha

LOL

me and kt on my birthday, at benihana!

omg look how hot jamie looks! lol

kt took this.

me and brownies :)

going to blow out the candles

my new (old is more like it. i got it like 2 or 3 weeks ago haha) makeup

so bright!

me and jamie bought the yummiest ice creams. we got cake batter ice cream WHICH IS SOOOOOO GOOD. and sundae cones and cookie sandwiches. :)

the end!

hello there

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 05:20:06 GMT

wowwwww i can't believe i didn't update with a 'real' update since before my birthday. so this shall be the biggest post EVER.

so. i had a fabulous birthday. i have now officially been 19 for about 3 weeks. i went with my dad, kt and jamie the day before to beni hana yuuuum. it was extremely yummy. then on my birthday my mommy took us all to sweet tomatoes. mmmmmm! it was really crowded though and full of extremely large white trash people. my mommy bought me the best scale in the world. i am in LOVE with it! my step grandma also brought me an angel food cake with strawberries and cool whip mm. my mommy made me brownies. :) i love food! i ended up getting 490$ in all from people. :D

OH YEAH and the day before my bday we went to a CAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! omg wooowwww, talk about cuteness. we also got new mattresses. well, me and kt did. they are extremely comfortable and cushy.

let's see.. i haven't even written about my 24 obsession! i have finished the 1st and 2nd seasons. i finished the 2nd one last night aka this morning at 1:30am lool. it took me a whopping 2 days. luckily my dad has all of them, so HURRAY!

kt's birthday was last weekend. she is 15 now. my little sister is a big girl :'(((((. just kidding. soo the day before her birthday, we went thrifting all day. i bought 2 'vintage' patterns, pretty braclets (i feel like i spelled that wrong haha), a makeup case, and i can't remember what else. we were in downtown barrington which is the greatest town ever. like 7/8 super bajillionaires and 1/8 cute quaint little town. there is this store called 'vintage faire' which is so paris-y. i love it so much and i want my house to be decorated exactly like it. it is sooooo cute.

anyhoo, we went to the cheesecake factory that night and i ate more than i have ever eaten at one sitting in my entire fucking life. i had: 2 loaves of pumpernickel bread with butter, 2 firecracker salmon rolls, 2 gigantimous heaps of red cabbage (i hate cabbage but damn that stuff was good), 8 crab wontons, some of jamies food, some of katies food, my dads soup, some of my dads popcorn shrimp, 2 huge tall glasses of diet pepsi and a giant fudge brownie / ice cream / whip cream dessert. it may not seem like a lot but it was. funny thing was that i was not a bit full until i ate that dessert. me and katie (who also ate a shitload) were about ready to puke and die.

then on kt's birthday, me, my mom and katie did a bunch of spa stuff. twas fun. step-grandma brought kt her angel food cake which no one has really touched yet. but we finished mine within like 3 days. we went out to dinner at fuddruckers. i got a spinach, cheese and artichoke chicken sandwich. damn it was yummy. i love chicken!

valentine's day was soooo good. jamie bought me a really cute purse. :) i made him a really cute valentine and bought him saw 2. we went to super target after he got off of school and we made giant bruschetta type sandwiches. they were made out of fresh italian bread with roma tomatoes, fresh mozzerella, FRESH (once again) basil, with olive oil all over. talk about delicious. then we made 'hazelnut chocolate ravioli' which is really fried wonton wrappers with nutella inside. christ, these were so amazingly good. (the recipe is on foodnetwork.com if you care!) i wish i took pictures but sadly i didn't and they're all ugly and gross now. thennnnnn after making all that we made my dad peanut butter cookies. they were sooooo good. i also made him a giant valentine. we planned on surprising him with all that but he ended up not being home. so i left it on his kitchen counter. he really liked everything, so yay! for dinner, my mom set up this pretty candlelight dinner. she of course made lotsa yummy foods. it was kind of an awkward dinner since brian was there. he can make anything awkward. oh well. me and jamie took lotsa cute pictures but since i'm at my dads, i can't post them. :(

i have the worst sore throat in all of the world. they never usually bother me this bad. but my dad bought me a bunch of throat stuff so hopefully it'll help it all go away. :)

oh yeah! so. the other night (the day before katie's birthday actually) i got a call from kelly at pivot point. she told me that our teacher resigned ONE WEEK BEFORE CLASS WAS SUPPOSED TO START. and there is no one else who can do it. so now i have another month off lol. i'm sad but oh well, it's another month off! so now i start march 20th.

okay i feel like poop and i want to talk to jamie so byeee.

OH YEAH and my mommy is buying me this new bed frame!!

ps: there will be a picture post some time around sunday, because i have lots. :)

to do before school starts february 20th

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:00:41 GMT

- watch edward scissorhands
- paint nails
- sew pj pants
- put bday money into checking account
- buy black pants and pivot point shirt(?)
- fix skinny jeans
- buy new ae pants
- go to hobby lobby
- possibly get a new bedspread orrrrrr white comforter to fill my duvet
- wash my duvet
- lose 5 to 10 more pounds
- possibly dye hair
- possibly get red or purple & pink hair extensions?
- learn more russian
- play the sims 2 some more
- watch all the new dvds jamie got me for my bday
- help my daddy with his dvd player
- clean daddios house again
- send out that stupid fucking ebay thing
- list more shit on ebay
- get on a normal sleep schedule

aaand i'll probably add more to this!
i will update more tomorrow about my bday and stuff but right now i gotta sleeeeeep

I LOVE JAMIE WEEEEEEEEEEEE

this room is hot and it makes me bum sweat

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 05:42:47 GMT

i think this journal will be no longer in use soon.
I SHALL make a new journal. I WILL.
cauuuuuuse this one is full of old memories .. and uhh i want to make a new one. soo new name soon. as soon as my dumb ass slow ass brain can think of one. :) then i will disappear into the darkness. lol. there are like 20-30 people i would actually want to keep and that i actually read. all you other fuckers can suck an evergreen tree.

FUUUUCK it's hot!!!!!! and the little .. thing is blowing hot air on me but the stupid fucking thing wont close it! it's stuck shut and not only that but it's like 400000000 degrees so i can't even touch it. >:O

i love jamie. :DDDDDD

hehe

Tue, 03 Jan 2006 00:30:06 GMT

hello there! new years eve was fun. we had champagne and sparking apple pear juice lol. and the fondue was aweeeeesome. mmm.

last night some chick on myspace copied my sister like .. incredibly badly lmao. like she stole her layout, basically everything on her profile and even some of her/our inside jokes. she also COMPLETELY changed to be like katie. she had old pictures in a blog and her hair was so different and stuff, just like 2 weeks ago. so that means she paid money to get katies haircut, and also bought clothes to dress like her. she tried taking pictures exactly like katies. how fucking creepy is that?? so i messaged her and was like what in the fuck are you doing? within a minute everything was deleted off her page. EVERYTHING. this morning she had new everything. some things on there are still the same though, but whatever. the creepiest part is she lives in the town next to us. wtf. eww. oh yes, and she also made the same screen name katie has, but with her name instead of kt. i think she actually made a new one, cause she hasn't been on it all day. lol.

i went shopping today. i only got 2 things from forever 21 lol. i found one thing. but the other isn't on there. but uh my layout is inspired by the other shirt lol. it's an off white thermal with little tiny hearts in that pattern and color.

sooo look at my layout, i like it. i made it big like old times. hehe. ambulance___. i also re-did my userinfo and the interests. ep. :)

lol this week i've probably watched like 7 hours of criss angel lmao. god i'm like freakin obsessed. i have to buy 3 more of his dvds. :)

today is was raining SO bad and hailing. lol. in fucking january. what the hell chicago??

i've been having heart palpatations all day. it hurts and it makes me feel funky. :(

ps: i've now lost 20 pounds!!! :) i weigh 114 pounds, baby. i went down in size a lot. i wear a size 5-6 dress and i used to wear size 12 lol. i still want to lose like.. 5 more pounds. it's my goal.

the day after christmas!

Mon, 26 Dec 2005 17:59:16 GMT

hello there! i wanna write down what happened for xmas eve/xmas so i can look back at this years later and laugh at it lol. no one has to even read this.

christmas eve eve: me, kt, my mommy, and jamie went out for lunch. then i decided i needed to buy yarn to knit donna and julia (cute little cousins) some scarves. donna asked me for one back in like october. then me and kt realized, DUH, we can get each other our presents at the same time. so we all drove to hobby lobby, TRAFFIC WAS SOO CRAZY. i got kt stuff to make her a purse - zebra print with turquoise insides, and also 2 different yarns to make 2 different ipod cases for the ipod video she was hopefully gunna get in 2 days. for my present from her, i picked out a buncha yarn for a purse i'm making myself, and then other random yarns and some beads to make a new necklace! we both picked out all our own presents lol. soo we went home and then wrapped presents for about 3 or so hours. during the tail end of the present wrapping festival, i started knitting donna's scarf. it was very cute and pink and fuzzy. then me and kt cleaned kts room for a little bit, then jamie came in a told us it was 5;40!! and my dad was supposed to pick us up at 5;30 to go out to eat. sooo we hurried and got ready and then went out to dinner. it was sooooo good and there were carolers. :) someone yelled 'freebird!' for them to sing lmao. that would be like.. the coolest thing ever. when we got home we decided to watch our favorite xmas movie, the nutcracker prince. so we watched that while i finished donna's scarf and started julias. hers was purple and fuzzy. the nutcracker prince finished, and kt left but me and jamie kept watching to see what else was on the tape. there was a fabulous super extremely early 90's christmas jello jigglers commercial WITH BILL COSBY YAAAY, and lotsa other cute christmas 90's commercials. then there was the winnie the pooh christmas. i totally forgot about that but it was very very cute. there was also a special on there about the making of beauty and the beast and the muppets christmas movie. THEN I FOUND MY FAVORITE OLD CHRISTMAS CARTOON OF ALL TIME!! FINALLY! i've been looking on random tapes in our house for like 3 years! soo i watched it and it was a glorious moment. then it changed to new years 1995 stuff for "snick" on nickelodeon! hahaha this was sooo hilarious. then happy happy joy joy came on, and then salute your shorts. hahahaha. i watched till the middle and then i decided to go to sleep.

christmas eve: i woke up! woohoo. lol. we finished wrapping our gifts and whatnot. jamie came over to open his presents. :) my mommy got him a dvd player/recorder and some tasty chocolates called "merci" to "thank him for everything he does". awwww. then kt got him a chewbacca mug with m&ms in it. they faked us out and made it seem like the whole thing was full with m&ms but actually it was about 1/8 full lol. his presents from me were new speakers for his puter, a giant puffy blue blankey, family guy dvd number 3, the best on jon lovitz, ferrero rochers, kahlua chocolates - no alcohol but it still has the alcohol burn lol, and other random candies! i think that's it but i feel like i'm forgetting something. oh welllll. then jamie got me a new ballet video!!, naturistics sweet lips lip gloss which is my favorite lip gloss as a kid but it's discontinued and has been for like 5 year lol .. anyhoo he got me 3 kinds - cherry, passion fruit and watermelon, "cool spot" for sega!!!!!, a new cool spot for playstation!!!!!, and a 1 year subscription to vogue and all of it had powerpuff girls wrapping paper eeeeeeeeeee. :) once again i feel like i'm forgetting something.. hmmm.

okay so then we decided me and kt needed to take a picture of us for the picture frame we got my dad for xmas. we took some large amount of pictures but all of them sucked butthole. so we gave up, and got ready for our parties. jamie left, and me, kt and mommy went to visit our great grandma in the 'hospital' around 1ish. she seems to be doing much better.. but she keeps saying things that sound like she thinks she is going to die. :( she can't!! she's only 98 lol. plus she is adorable :(((. anyhooo so we left there and went to my grammas house. we ate lotsa tasty foods like salmon loaf - sounds gross but it is soooooo tasty, little bbq cocktail weenies lol, and my mommys famous potatoes. mm mm good. i also had some chocolate covered pretzels lol. there was lotsa other foods but i forget them. sooooo me and kt played with donna and julia for a little bit. and me, kt and mommy talked to their mommy for a long time. then we opened presents i got 'dude wheres my car?" (AHHHH i love this, it got stolen from me when my step brother stole a buncha stuff from us 4 years ago), a buncha knitting stuff and mulaaaaaa.

sooo i guess my little cousin donna is like really popular with boys at her school. her mom was telling us a bunch of hilarious stories. keep in mind she is only 5 years old. but donna has been telling her mom that boys fight over her at school but she was just like 'yeah, sure, whatever..'. when she went to the school for a little thanksgiving party type thing, the teacher was saying how donna is sooo popular and everyone wants to sit by her but donna doesn't even notice it. hahah. and one time 2 boys were sitting next to her and she was like "UGH CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOME SPACE?!" lolllllllllll. how cute.

lalala, soo after doing all the mandatory xmas stuff, we left to go to my step-grammas house. when we got there, they were just sorting out all the presents. sooooo we said hi to everyone and sat down. jessica and katelyn and victor were all there yaaaay. so all of us sat together and it was like old times lol. i gottttt lotsa mula, scratch off lottery tickets and a buncha knitting stuff. my step gramma got all her sons HILARIOUS boxers with like matching accessories. one got a tuxedo one with a bow tie, one (my step dad) got police man with a badge on a necklace, and one got SANTA ones that said ho ho ho on the butt and a santa hat. the funniest part about this is they all tried them on and came out in only those things... lmao i am basically scarred for life hahaha. sooooo then we all sat around and put bows on our heads.. especially me. everyone was very jealous and kept trying to swipe them from me >:O.
then we played the present game! it's the funnest game in all of the world. basically whoever wants to play sits at a table and there is a giant pile of presents in the middle... but the presents are lame things like nail clippers, socks and padlocks. but you don't know what the presents are yet. sooo you go around the table and everyone takes turns rolling dice. if you get doubles, you take a present and you roll again. if you get doubles you take another present and roll again. if you get doubles again you have to put all your presents back. when there are no presents left you have to steal presents from other people. and the whole game is timed so you must keep all your beloved presents. this causes lots of anger over stolen favorite presents. i got stolen from and all hell broke loose lmao. it was my goal to steal all presents from the theif. and i did. :) he ended up with none. i won a padlock and a candle. lol. these are obviously the best presents anyone could ask for.

soo then we sat around some more and did funny things. at about 10 o clock we went homeeee. me and kt got our mandatory one present on xmas eve, which is always really comfy jammies to wear that night. i got cute red jammies with little snowflake type things on them and a comfy american eagle shirt to go with. we made a plate of cookies for santa with a carrot for rudolph.. and then i ate some fried rice lol. thennnn i talked to jamie on the phone for a while and i got tired so i went to bed.

christmas: KATIE WOKE ME AT 6 AM!! yikes. but i told her she could so it's otay. we sat in my room till 6:30 and watched rugrats :). it was the old one, hurrah! then we went out and knocked on my moms door. nothing happened and then we heard her come from the garage lol. soo we went and sat in our spots and sorted through the presents and got our stockings. we got soooooooo much great stuff which i will list later. me and kt got my mommy new comfy jammies and assorted flavored coffees. after presents, we watched christmas story. then my mommy made breakfast. it was fried eggs, sausages, cinnamon rolls and orange juice in champagne glasses. mm mm good. thennnn i watched the disney parade on tv.. to try and see hayden. he was supposed to be there but i didn't see him. then we got ready and my dad picked us up.

when we got to his house, we opened our presents. kt got her ipod video! it came in this HUGEEE box and he put another box in that, then another box, then another box and finally the ipod box lmao. i got a buncha stuff which i will list later. it was all very much goodness. so then we watched christmas story again and i started knitting kt's ipod cover. i arranged everything with jamie, and then we left to go to my aunts.

at my aunts we basically sat around and i finished kts ipod cover. then me, kt, my dad and my cousin anthony played the game of life. i lost big time at the end. i lost like 99% of my money lol. :( i'm stupid and didn't get homeowners insurance. oh well. then my uncle greg called.. hes soo cool lol. he might come visit next year :). i think i'd rather go visit him since he lives in california lol. thennnn they put on football :'( so me and kt went in the other room alone. my cousin jason called and it was a very.. awkward conversation lol. lotsa silence. haha. oh welll i haven't seen him in a long time so that's okay i guess. umm then we ate. :( yucky. the asparagus tasted like an auto shop. the good stuff was the garlic beef and cornbread and croissants. nothing else but i still ate everything :(. everyone else was like 'wow this is the best meal i've ever had!'. i'm like ..uhhh wow. they must only drink water and eat wheat bread all day or something. OH YEAH. okay last year this kid came to the same party. he was this HUGE nerd. curly mousy brown hair, glasses, only talks about video games, lame crappy 90s clothes on. kt has video proof of this. so he comes this year. BLEACHED BLONDE SURFER HAIR LMAO, no glasses, abercrombie, and only talks about football. NOTHING BUT FOOTBALL! 'so yeah in football we have to practice like everyday man. oh man its great to watch football instead of playing it. man i havent watched football in a while i've only played' oh yeah and he said something like implying he's been playing for years. umm no kiddo, you've only been playing one year cause you sure as hell were not playing it last year when you were a video game nerd. anyhoo, we opened presents and i got a cute white hat from my uncle greg. he bought it in peru which was made by peruvian ladies. lol. i got forrest gump and fast times at ridgemont high from my aunt and uncle.

then we left right after presents at 6, so i could go to jamie's grammas. it turns out my dad used to live in that neighborhood when he was little so he knew his whole way around. when i got the the party they were just about to open presents so i ate delicious flavorful food and then we opened presents. my dad gave jamie a best buy gift card for 50 dollars, and jamies dad gave me a woodfield mall gift card for 50 dollars. his mommy gave me a gift card to ulta and his gramma gave me a cute card and some mula. then jamies gramma opened presents for like ever and ever lol. she got soo many. then me and jamie sat around and looked at adorable pictures of everyone in his family when they were little. and i played with erin for a while and talked to katie. i met jamies cousin tammy. shes soo young looking but shes 31! then we gathered up food for super long and left at like 11ish. jamie dropped off his mommy and came over so he could see all my presents. he stayed until 12 and i was about to fall asleep right then. soooo i took a quick shower and then i laid on my bed and watched tv until 1. and i went to sleep this morning until 9;35. lol.

my christmas presents

from mommy:
- addams family dvd
- princess bride dvd
- small soldiers dvd
- you've got mail dvd
- teal gameboy color :)
- suuuper comfy white zip up hoodie from american eagle
- new american eagle jeans :)
- the cutest shorts in all of america (link)
- bunches of bath type stuff
- manicure and pedicure set
- the coolest paint by numbers
- comfy red slippers
- new jammies and shirt
- a britney spears curious set. :)))))))))))
- big comfy froggie pillow
- a bunch more stuff

from daddy:
-yellow americal apparel bag (link)
-black comfy pantalones from american apparel (link)
-lemon/white cute little summer tank top from american apparel (link)
-baby blue hoodie type thingie from american apparel (link)
-metric t-shirt from urban outfitters (link)
-the bestest fuzzy slippers in the world from urban outfitters (link)
-soooo cute shoes from urban outfitters (link)
-another pair of fabulous shoes from urban outtfiters (link)
-super mario kart for snes
-2 repeated dvds :(
-the worst witch dvd
-princes and the goblin dvd
-hook dvd

from jamie:
- subscription to vogue for 1 year
- cool spot for sega
- cool spot for playstation
- best lipglosses of all time - naturistics sweet lips
- ballet video :)

my family:
- lotsa mula
- bunches of yarn and knitting things. including a new knitting bags yaaaay
- scratch off lottery tickets, i won 3 free ones!
- dude wheres my car dvd
- a purse
- forrest gump dvd
- fast times at ridgemont high dvd
- a cool ass hat from peru

jamies family:
- 50 dollar gift certificate to woodfield
- ulta gift card
- more mula

i hope everyone else had a reeeally good xmas / holiday. :)

THE END!

lalala

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 05:00:12 GMT

i just feel like updating. jamie left early tonight cause he has to work at 7am tomorrow. soo here i am. i've been soooooooooooo busy lately, man. i went to pivot point and WOW i freaking love it. i can not wait to go there. i'm gunna go full time, which is monday - friday 9am - 5pm. then i'll work weekends and like maybe 1 or 2 nights a week. i'll probably end up being a hostess at a restaurant.. because i could work from like 7-12 or something weeknights. at other places i couldn't do that. my dad also said i could basically be his maid and clean his house and whatnot a few nights after school each week, and he'd pay my insurance. he'd save money cause he wouldn't have to hire a polish maid lol. but i'm sososo excited, it's a really fabulous school.. more expensive than others but it's 100% better than all others. i'll be done with school in 10 months! i start in february, soo by this time next year i'll basically have a job at a salon!! everyone must come to me to get their hair cut / dyed. seriously. and pimp me to everyone. lol.

godddddd the holiday time is so busy. we've been baking cookies and going shopping all the time and weeeee i can't wait for christmas!! i have 4 parties to go to in 2 days lol.

i've had a really bad tummy ache the last few days and yesterday i thought i had a bladder infection but after i had some cranberry juice i felt better. thanks to jamie cause he went and bought me it. :)

let's seee.. yesterday was jamies mommys bday, so we went out to eat and then went shopping. we tried a new chinese buffet. it was soo tasty. mm mm good.

i wanna post pictures but i'm way too lazy. hmmm. oh well.

happy holidays everyoneeee. :)

:)

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 01:59:05 GMT

WOW i can't believe christmas is almost here!! sheeeesh. i'm sososososoos excited. :)

tomorrow i have an appointment to go to pivot point beauty school at 3pm. i'm kinda nervous! my daddy is going with me though lol. hopefully the school is good. it's expensive.. so it should be.

me and kt watched criss angel for 2 hours today lol. omg that show is soo funny. all the shirt ripping off hahahaa. my mom walked in and was like 'hes kinda cute'. me and katie laughed and laughed... cause he is very frog-like. even though i love criss angel he is not the most attractive person in the world.

ooooh i finally learned how to crochet!!! i know how to knit so .. i figured it'd be good to know both. especially since crocheting is WAAAY more free. like you can do anything you want. there are so many more stitches and patterns and what not. soo yeah i like it a lot. :) i did my first circle yesterday after trying for like 2 days to figure it out. i was very very excited.

me and kt and mommy went shopping on saturday, we bought jamie 9 presents! i hope he likes them all. :( we also got my dad 2 things and then other random things for people. then on sunday we made a bunch of cookies. mm mm good.

fuck it is sooo awesome not being in school lol. i can't wait for beauty school though. it will be sooo enjoyable. and i also neeeeeeeeed a job so bad. :( i neeeeeeeeeed money so i can pay my dad back for my insurance and all that. and also get tons of stuff! me and kt went shopping the other day for christmas outfits.. i went crazy lol. i wish i could have bought everything. i wish i was a millionare so i could buy myself and all my family presents all the time. i love giving presents!

this christmas has come so fast. i feel like it was just christmas! god, xmas eve is only in about 4 days! wowwwwww. i'm sooooooooooooooo excited. but i'll be sad when it's gone. then i turn 19 in about month after that!

alrighty i gotta go cause jamie is coming over really soon. byeeeeee <3

howdy partners

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 04:17:07 GMT

today has been an eventful day.
my daddio had to go to the hospital at like 5 o clock tonight. me and kt were soo scared. jamie drove us to the hospital emergency room and we waited for like 2 hours. but it ends up my dad has a kidney stone. ahhhh how scary. but at least it isn't something extremely bad, like some sort of thing requiring surgery.

and my great grandma fell off her bed, and broke her hip. :( she had to crawl across her apartment to the telephone to call my gramma. she is 98 years old and she still did that lol. i feel soo bad. she is getting surgery tomorrow and we're gunna visit her some time this week.

i'm just happy both of them are otay! i hope my great gramma can make it okay through the surgery. :(

okay enough sadness. i have pictures and i'll probably post them tomorrow cause they are fuuunnyyyyy.

last day of the semester at the shithole aka ECC is wednesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooooohoooo. :) i have an english final and then a presentation on HORROR MOVIES YAYYYY in film class. easy as pie. and i get to do the presentation with jamie yaaaaaaaaay. the only thing about this school i will miss is being with jamie all the time and the CHICKEN TACOSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND TACO SALAD AND GUACAMOLE AND GRILLED CHEESE AND CHEESEBURGERS AND SALADS AND CHIGGIN SALAD SAMMICHES AND ALL THEIR OTHER TASTYTO FOOOOOOD. i think i will come back some times jsut for the food lol. :))))

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 17:03:09 GMT

HEYYYYYY THERE

i haven't updated in a long time so here i am.

i fucking hate the motherfucking USPS. fuck them up their asses with pencils. seriously. why do they make it so hard to ship to canada? :'((((

and im really fuckign hungry, i want some fucking food. but i cant decide to eat oatmeal or a sandwich!!! hm.

fuck the USPS.

OH YES AND I TOLD MY DADDY ABOUT COSMETOLOGY SCHOOOOOOOOL. he wasn't mad at allllllll. i applied at pivot point and uhh i just have to get an interview. i'm gunna be a hair stylist / makeup artist for movies and fashion shows and all that. i have to get an agent lol.. but i dont know if id have to move to LA. i hate LA and i've never even been there lol. ummm yeah. that's about it!

now to tell my mommy...

one other quick update

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:11:33 GMT

I LOVE JAMIE!!!!!
:)

yuckyyy

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 00:44:30 GMT

oh man oh man i feel so yucky right now. i have all day long. it sucks. :( my tumby hurts. like i can feel giant chunks of puke just sitting in my throat. lol. i've felt like this all day. and i ate some pizza and i feel even .. chunk-ier. lol. save meeeeee.

today we got out of english class after 20 minutes. it was sooo awesome. i left jamie a little note on his car, and then i left. somehow he was behind me when we got closer to home. lol it was very weird.

damn these puke chunks! i wish i could just fucking puke for gods sake. >:O

i can't wait for thanksgiving. :D all the yummies. mm mm good.

i reeeeeally dont know what i want for christmas. i've been thinking all day and for the last few days. i wish i could get the palm treo 600, but its 669.00. waaaaay too much for a present. but i'm gunna ask my dad for a few movies and then money. i know i need more britney spears curious perfume. and lotsa tv shows on dvd - like the sex and the city complete set haha, seinfeld, rainbow brite, puff the magic dragon, MIIIIINDFREEEEAK lol, clarissa explains it all, and who knows what else. hmm. i truly don't know.

okay i feel sooo yucky right now. so bye bye.