I'm your average teenager, just a little different. I have an odd sense of humor... I'm too sarcastic for my own good. I can't usually pick up on other peoples' sarcasm unless it's really obvious. I get confused fairly easy, which leads to me being frustrated. I don't make friends easily because I'm anti-social. I like staring at things, but I hate it when people stare at me. What you think of me is none of my business. I can see right through you. I make weird faces, and I throw up gang signs like no other. I get hurt easily. I'm really shy, and I don't have any self confidence. None of my dreams will ever get accomplished due to this. I don't like the position I've put myself in, so I'd gladly switch places with any of you. I suck at guessing things, and I hate being put on the spot. I like thinking about stuff you'd probably think was stupid. I over-think everything. I don't talk a lot unless I'm in a really good mood... but I'm also really good at faking things. I'm brutally honest and I suck at lying. Chances are whatever I tell you is the truth. I don't ever want to grow up, but I'm also tired of being so young. I get annoyed fairly easy with stupid things. I don't like people in general. I don't like little kids (anyone under the age of 11). I don't like talking on the phone... at all. I like text messaging though because I type pretty fast and it's fun to press buttons. I forget things really easily, which means if you talk to me, there's a good chance it will take me a few days to remember who you are. Pickles make me smile; as does my mom. You are a million times cooler and prettier than me. I look a lot different in person; which means I'm ugly. Most girls are stupid; I prefer to hang out with boys, it's good for avoiding unnecessary drama. I can be mature. I can be five years old. I can be someone else. I love my cat more than you can imagine. I'm pretty random when I'm hyper. I color outside of the lines. I like Milwaukee; and I have mixed feeling about moving, which is coming up. I don't believe in God. If you have a problem with that, I'm sorry. Don't think that you're going to make me some born-again Christian, either, because it won't happen. If you don't like me, don't talk to me. It's that simple. My philosophy is windows down, music up. I believe the value of life should be measured in mess & noise. I also believe in laughing until your cheeks hurt. But mostly.. I believe in my best friends. I am bitter and jealous. I am careful and careless. I am shallow and indecisive. I get lost in songs. I get lost in books. I love late night phone calls. I love getting revenge. I suck at anything that takes commitment. I love drawing stupid pictures in Microsoft Paint. I'm not straightedge. Diet Pepsi is my favorite thing in the world. I hate meat, but I'm not a vegitarian, I can't sing, my hair is naturally curly, I get cold too easily, and man oh man will I own you at badmitton. This is who I am, and I will NOT change for you or for anyone else.
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