So, since its been a long time since I wrote even a semi-coherent journal entry, I thought I'd do one now.
I SMOKED WEED!
The first time was at the house warming party in Paddington. There was this intensely annoying girl there, who was so fucking patronising to me. I HATE HER SO MUCH. She was about 25 and had a French boyfriend, who had this weird accent that was really hard to understand.
She was always like: "Oh, you're such a cute little boy."
She presumed that I didn't know how to mix a drink, and she tried to show me how to mix a drink for a girl. She gave me some vodka to use, and she was like, "Put it in about a third of the way." I poured in half, and then she said "No no no, that's too much." And I was like, "Its for me you sea-witch."
Then she got some bongo drums from somewhere and she was trying to teach everyone to "Move with the beat." I wasn't interested, but she insisted on trying to teach me to play the drums, even though she ADMITTED that she knew nothing about them.
After my final refusal, she tried to pry open my legs (every guys dream) and wedge the drum in between them.
Afterwards, when I was vomitting in the garden because I didn't want a bad hangover, she said, "This'll be a learning experience for you."
I was so totally WTF, because she was such a fucking wanker to think me so naive and inexperienced. She also assumed I was 17, and continued to tell me that it was alright because I was 17 and just learning the rest of the night.
Sometime during this sea-witches heinous cock-sucking weed was produced. I had a few puffs off two different joints. I didn't get stoned.
A friend of mine offered to cut up some more for me, but I was to tired to try again. I went to bed at my sisters house, also located in Paddington, woke up in the morning and stumbled all the way home.
FAST FORWARD TO NEW YEARS:
So, I was up at Noosa for a while before New Years. I was going to a rave, but then Laura made other plans. *sigh*
I had a couple party offers, but I wanted to go out with friends. I rang Duncan, who was one of the only people left in Brisbane due to the mass holiday Exodus.
Duncan was going to a party with some cool guys, and they were fine with me going too, so I showed up.
It was a small party with only around 6 guys and one girl.
After drinking a bit and eating some good pizza, some of the guys decided they wanted some cigars, so, being the only 18 year old, I had to buy them.
We then walked down to the park. We started a wet grass fire with our good friend citronella.
There was a playground which we hit empty bottles off.
Soon, weed was produced, along with a pipe. I was drunk, but would have done it anyway, so I had a bit off a puff and got stoned and it was good.
Well, it wasn't great...... It wasn't a trip, it was just like getting more drunk.... which I could do more cheaply and less illegally with alcohol. I'll do it again, though.
ALSO: I got a gameboy ADVANCE!!!! Who has games they wish to sell me? (I love pokemon silver!)