I beheld a white horse and he that sat on him was Death, and beside him rode his fellow horsemen; yellow and shivering Plague, red and bestial War, sickly pale Famine, and some jerk in a suit promising shit he couldn't deliver called Advertising.

And lo did they ravage the world of man, except Advertising who had to reschedule the Apocalypse because of a Work In Progress (WIP) meeting.

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