Yesterday severina_242 reminded me of the term 'hoobies' which I had forgotten. This in turn reminded me of some others;

Hoobies - Breasts, a fusion of the words 'hooters' and 'boobies'. Used in a specific sense of breasts being pleasant, fun and for the visual enjoyment of all, no matter their sexual orientation or gender. One can enjoy the hoobies of another or enjoy the presence of their own hoobies.

Biddle - Something that is endearingly small. pron - rhymes with 'little'. Eg (to cat) 'But why is you so biddle?'

Trubshaw - A short and compact fart of robust acoustic quality. Eg 'Whoops vicar, pardon my trubshaw'.

Doctorb - orig. severina_242. Originating from severina dialect, a doctorb is an inanimate object of medicinal value for small ailments, particularly hangovers. The doctorb is usually in beverage form, and is known in red and black variants. Black doctorbs are usually Coke or Guinness (ie a heartstarter), while red doctorbs are usually Powerade or Berry V.

Smooge - A smear or stain. Usually originating from food, wine or a cat's bottom.

Heh - Used in emails or online conversation. Indicates mild amusement or bemusement. Used when lol or roflmao are too exuberant or heavy-handed.

Fucktard, Fucktardia - A fucktard is a stupid person who makes you angry. Fucktardia is any place that contains a large number of fucktards.

40 Watt Club - A club whose members are made up of people who, like 40 watt lightbulbs, are very. . . dim. A mythical organisation to which all dopes, dummies, dullards, twits and the occasional fucktard theoretically belong.

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'Aweawesomesome' - Something so awesome, that it is sandwiched within more awesome. pron 'awe-awesome-some'. Eg 'George Romero is aweawesomesome'.

'Skubb' - orig. Ikea. Originally a closet-hanging shelf unit for clothes, its use has been adapted to mean 'a thing for which I can currently not find a word'. pron 'shkoob'. Eg 'I put it away in the. . . um, skubb'.

'Turd-tappers' - Cat feet. Used when the cat is touching or walking on something, and you find it to be mildly annoying. Eg 'Don't be touching my face with your stenching turd-tappers'.

'Chubbaboo' - Something or someone that is endearingly fat. pron 'chub-ah-boo'. Eg (to cat) 'Want some dinner chubbaboo?'

'Arras' - A hanging curtain used to decorate bare stone walls in Shakespearian castles, adapted to mean 'arse' or 'bottom'. pron 'ar-ris'. Eg 'The most painful thing since Polonius was stabbed in the arras' OR 'I don't want to vaccum, I canna be arrased (ie arsed).'

'Fuckholio' - An expletive used when in a more ornamental mood than that which warrants the use of its plainer cousin 'fuck'. pron 'fuck-hole-ee-oh'. Eg (after dropping blob of tomato on freshly-laundered shirt) 'Fuckholio!'

'Nerdage' - Blanket term for geeky pursuits - roleplaying, boardgames, miniature wargaming etc. pron 'nerd-idge'. Eg 'Up for some nerdage on Tuesday night?'

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