Am I Aussie as? I guess I'll find out...

Bold'em if you've done'em.

1. Heard a kookaburra in person
2. Slept under the stars
3. Seen a koala.
4. Visited Melbourne
5. Watched a summer thunderstorm
6. Worn a pair of thongs
7. Been to Uluru (Ayer's Rock).
8. Visited Cape York
9. Held a snake
10. Sang along with Khe San (when I was drunk too)
11. Drank VB
12. Visited Sydney
13. Have seen a shark
14. Have used Aussie slang naturally in a conversation
15. Had an actual conversation with an indigenous Australian (aboriginal).
16. Eaten hot chips from the bag at the beach
17. Walked/climbed over the Sydney Harbour Bridge
18. Used an outside dunny, and checked under the seat before sitting down
19. Seen Chloe in Young & Jackson's.
20. Slept on an overnight train or bus
21. Been to Sydney's Mardi Gras
22. Have gone bush-bashing
23. Taken a sickie
24. Been to see a game of Aussie Rules football
25. Have seen wild camels
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Had a Tim Tam Slam
28. Ridden in a tram in Melbourne
29. Been at an ANZAC day Dawn Service.
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Held a wombat
32. Been on a roadtrip of 800km or more
33. Seen the Great Australian Bight in person
34. Had a really bad sunburn
35. Visited an aboriginal community (have driven through one though)
36. Seen a redback spider
37. Have watched Paul Hogan
38. Seen Blue Poles in person
39. Wandered barefoot in the bush
40. Eaten Vegemite
41. Thrown a boomerang
42. Seen the Kimberlies
43. Given a hitch-hiker a lift
44. Been to Perth
45. Have tried Lemon, Lime and Bitters
46. Tried playing a didgeridoo
47. Seen dinosaur footprints
48. Eaten Tim Tams
49. Been to Darwin
50. Touched a kangaroo
51. Visted the Great Barrier Reef
52. Listened to Kevin Bloody Wilson
53. Killed a Cane Toad
54. Gone to a drive-in theatre
55. Have read and own books by Australian authors... not sure...
56. Visited Adelaide
57. Know the story behind "Eternity"
58. Been camping
59. Visited Brisbane
60. Been in an outback pub
61. Know what the term "Waltzing Matilda" actually means
62. Gone whale watching
63. Listened to Slim Dusty
64. Own five or more Australian movies or TV series. All dodgy ones - Harlequin, Howling III: The Marsupials, Thirst, Chances, probably something else a bit higher up on the taste scale somewhere...
65. Sang along to Down Under (also when drunk)
66. Have stopped specifically to look at an historic marker by the side of the road.
67. Eaten a 4'n'20 pie (a long time ago)
68. Surfed at Bondi - No. I do not go poo-surfing.
69. Watched the cricket on Boxing Day
70. Visited Hobart
71. Eaten kangaroo
72. Seen a quokka
73. Visited Canberra
74. Visited rainforests
75. Used a Victa lawnmower
76. Travelled on a tram in Adelaide
78. Used a Hills hoist
79. Visited the Olgas
80. Used native Australian plants in cooking
81. Visited the snow
82. Chosen a side in Holden VS Ford
83. Visited the desert
84. Been water skiing
85. Read The Phantom
86. Visited Parliament House - not the new one but I saw the old one recently.
87. Gone spotlighting or pig-shooting
88. Crossed the Nullarbor
89. Avoided swimming in areas because of crocodiles
90. Listened to AC/DC
91. Called someone a dag
92. Voted in a Federal Election
93. Have been swimming and stayed between the flags
94. Had a possum in your roof
95. Visited the outback
96. Travelled over corrugated roads.
97. Hit a kangaroo while driving
98. Been well outside any mobile phone coverage
99. Seen an emu.
100. Have woken to the smell of bushfires

I am only 61% Aussie. Ah the shame...

Tags: aussie as, meme
Current Location: home
Current Mood: indifferent

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
Wrapping of any kind is discouraged. All gifts are practical implements for putting down the undead and must be ready to be used at a second's notice.

2. Real tree or Artificial?
Zombiemas discourages trees as well, they just provide unwanted cover for stealthy zombies.

3. When do you put up the tree?
See 2.

4. When do you take the tree down?
Any extant trees are usually destroyed in the firefight that ensues once the stealthy zombie is discovered.

5. Do you like eggnog?
Strangely yes, but not too much.

6. Favourite gift received as a child?
The black and decker 40" diamond tooth blade chainsaw I used to take down my first roaming revenant.

7. Hardest person to buy for?
No-one. 12 gauge solid shot is the gift that keeps on giving.

8. Easiest person to buy for?
See 7.

9. Do you have a nativity scene?
Sometimes Resident Evil action figures are placed instead of a nativity scene.

10. Mail or email Zombiemas cards?
Zombiemas tries not to rely on the postal service, it is usually the first thing to collapse in a Rise. Zombiemas founders use a secure server for emails stored in the central Zombiemas bunker.

11. Worst Zombiemas gift you ever received?
An Ingram Mac 10. It's heavy recoil makes it unwieldy for headshots.

12. Favourite Zombiemas Movie?
Dawn of the Dead (original).

13. When do you start shopping for Zombiemas?
It's never too early to be prepared for Zombiemas. Acquisition of provisions should be frequent and attentive.

14. Have you ever recycled a Zombiemas present?
It's a Zombiemas tradition to pass on tried and true close combat weapons to the young 'uns - crowbars and machetes are common.

15. Favourite thing to eat at Zombiemas?
Tinned goods, Scotch and cigarettes are traditional Zombiemas favourites.

16. Lights on the tree?
No, it would alert revenants to your position.

17. Favourite Zombiemas song?
It's Catching Up by Nomeansno.

18. Travel at Zombiemas or stay home?
Travel is only advised if you are low on ammunition or provisions.

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?
Bitey, Chompy, Slimy, Flamey, Weepy, Spewy, Stenchy and Severed.

20. Angel on the tree top or a star?
If you must have a tree, a remote-triggered incendiary device makes a good decoration.

21. Open the presents Zombiemas Eve or morning?
Whenever immediately required.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
The commercialisation - grenade print ties, 'my first kill' greeting cards - all the spirit has gone out of Zombiemas.

23. Favourite ornament theme or colour?
Functional destructive utilisation is the best theme.

24. Favourite memory of Zombiemas?
The time about 20 ghouls triggered the claymores around the compound. Smelled like roast chicken.

25. What do you want for Zombiemas this year?
More filthy brainsuckers in the ground where they belong.

Tags: meme, zombie