Nerd.

Reasons why I am a bigger nerd than you are:
I play barry, alto sax, bass, contrebass, guitar and violin.
I am a member of 3 school bands, and enjoy it.
I have a lead role in Jesus Christ Superstar.
I am on the Nerd Bowl Team.
I have a 95% average.
I don't go to parties.
I don't do drugs.
I own a retainer, and sometimes, I even wear it.
I watch jeopardy religiously.