Ok it seems my problems in the past have all been because I wasn't truthful with you and myself so heres my attempt to remedy the problem. Dagger I've come to the conclusion after long hours of sitting up in my run down shack of a house just thinking. I love you and I don't care who knows it. This is tormenting me, lets start from the day I first met you do you remember cause I do. My gang Tantalus had come to the castle to kidnap the princess and you were trying to escape but when I first laid eyes on you I knew I had to make you mine. Not because you were a princess and not just because you were extraordinarily BEAUTIFUL I could just feel it, I never believed in love at first site until that moment. Everything you did from that point on I found amazingly cute, the way you walked, the way you talked to the peasants of your country and even how you took after me and took the name Dagger. I also took for granted the time I spent with you, I had thought life would go on like that forever and I would have all the time in the world to make commitments, to make you see that I'm the guy for you and that Your the only girl for me. The other day when that blond came by and picked Wedge over me it was only cause i couldn't stand the idea of being with another girl other than you. I had to tell the lady that wedge had a massive size penis to get her to let me be, and I know I may have lied about the situation but that was only because I needed to cover up for the fact that I'm not the same "flirt with any girl" kinda guy i once was. princess I'm setting out to find you, it won't be to hard to do anyway cause Blank leaves a trail of garbage anywhere that filthy man goes.
A side not to my brother Kuja: I apologize for not keeping as close contact as you would like ( your friend came and scolded me something fierce) but as you can see I've had my mind and heart in a bind for the last while and have had little enthusiasm to do anything. I do love you brother and if things don't work out so well with this situation mabey if you don't mind I could join you in the dessert palace?