[fuck. i know aniki swears that coffee doesn't stunt your growth, but i can't shake the feeling that he's lying to me. ...well no, i know he's lying; i can tell by the way the bastard smirks when he hands me a cup in the morning. i bet he's the one who shoved those pamphlets under my door last week. i mean, that shit is ridiculous. it says if i wanna grow, i've got to axe more than just coffee. we're talking any kind of caffeine or sugar.

like hell i'm giving up sweets just to grow a few inches. especially not mochi; nothing else would keep under my bed as long. ...fuck, but does stunted mean i'll just be a few centimeters shorter than i would be otherwise? or are we talking about me starting to shrink prematurely or something?

goddammit. maybe i should just go without coffee for a few days. not like it'll kill me.]

i think i hear a cow outside my door.