Mildred ([info]_yungfuktoi_) wrote,
@ 2008-01-19 06:40:00
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I truly resent being a human female with the corresponding cycles and bits. I just wanna lay eggs. Then every month for the rest of my life, if I don't want them fertilized, I can have a tasty omelette.
Edit: kinda like this guy:


innit.

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[info]qiezi
2008-01-19 07:26 am UTC (link)
This is wild

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[info]kumimonster
2008-01-19 08:08 am UTC (link)
that movie is hilarious
and i'm pissed i can't find my copy!!!

torrent it
Sex is Zero
korean flick!

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[info]_yungfuktoi_
2008-01-20 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I remember watching it with you back at Vyner.

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[info]ostanine
2008-01-19 01:27 pm UTC (link)
...when I was 3-4 one of my sisters who was 5-6 told my father that she wanted to have testicles like I do. He said that she can't but she has them inside of her and that they're like eggs...she went to my aunt and told her that she wanted an omelette made with her own eggs...when I heard her say that I got hungry and said I want some of her omelette too...so she got pissed off and told me to make my own omelette using my testicles...

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[info]_yungfuktoi_
2008-01-20 06:40 pm UTC (link)
"I got hungry and said I want some of her omelette too...so she got pissed off and told me to make my own omelette using my testicles"

I don't know about omelettes, but maybe haggis?

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[info]ostanine
2008-01-20 07:08 pm UTC (link)
...like...mini haggis...

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[info]_synthetica_
2008-01-21 02:17 pm UTC (link)
I concur!

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[info]jealousjapan
2008-01-23 12:06 am UTC (link)
I love that movie

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