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February 23rd, 2007

Uncyclopedia entry on Heavy Metal [Feb. 23rd, 2007|07:11 pm]
2000: Metallicanium- Extremely powerful in the first four stages, this metal decays over time after the 5th stage, eventualy turning into carbon. In its fourth stage, it looks somewhat blackened. It is used to produce puppets and sandmans, the latter of which however only one was created, which is sad but true. Still, though, it's better than you.
691.6: Nu Metallium - A posing metal related vaguely to Neo Metallium. Was discovered by the Knightly Order of Righteous N00bs, or K.O.R.N. for short.
665 - Megadethium: weapons grade metal...Megadethium is best used around 1 to 5 years after that it becomes too stable to do any damage at all, and has been known to Rust in Peace. Attempts to make new Megadethium have been successful but it has not been nearly the quality of that produced in 1985. Megadethium can be found near Hangar 18.
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