Loads to do, but I cannot muster the energy to do anything but update my livejournal no less than four times in one day. 

Too many parties in too few days. From Thursday afternoon until this morning I haven't stopped. Well worth it, though.

Highlights of the weekend in question include going to no less than two birthday parties for captainmenace , one of which featured both of our first times in a London strip club, the latter consisting of  me having to hold a door whist he and his ex girlfriend bumped pelvises. silveraj 's featured my running away from her and her giant silver strap-on, and an eye-popping performance by deathboy , who managed to cram the entire thing in his mouth. andiblue  was strapping in his little sailor suit as well, it must be said.</span></span>