Arrright, you schmucks....
This is copied from jaketherat . Get in touch with him if you want to go.
It's for bloody charity.
So go.
Or I hope your titties shrivel up and look all funny for the rest of your puny little lives.

"BREAST CANCER AWARENESS PARTY @ MOJAMA HAMPSTEAD FRIDAY 16TH JULY!!!!!!

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featuring:

DJ Alessio plays funky house, R n B and Jackin' Grooves

This Side Up - live blues-hop featuring Johnny "Power From the Mouth" Taylor and the saxomaphone stylings of Mr. Yeb

Rib Eye Jake serving up juicy slabs of prime funk and cuts from the chill cabinet.

The price is £5 on the door (strictly by invite only) with a free glass of champagne and two free cocktails thrown in (cos we love you!) There is no guest list as proceeds go to 'charidee' and invites are available from yours truly - give us a ring

We are rolling out the red carpet for this one (actually it's pink... but whaddya gonna do?!) so please make an effort to support our first foray into party-making, and anyway it's all for a good cause - think of the breasts!!

So, get in touch with me if you wanna come and i will furnish you with an invite, of which there are a limited number so give me a shout early if you wanna bring a lot of people. Dress code is non existent but a little effort goes a long way, the only rule is no poker faces..."