This week in Law Enforcement

"You have the right to remain stupid.." Is the central theme this week of Ofc Yaters wild and whacky adventures.

It starts so simple, first week back to work since my vacation and a few traffic stops. Great, nothing really going on, and whats more positive, I have a chance to stop and grab some food. After eatting that tasty half priced hamburger a call goes out. Someone threating to kill himself..yet get this. Has said he will shoot the cops as well when they come as he is armed with a rifle. Huh..the call is actually right across the street where I was sitting to eat the burger. DAMN YOU FATE! I knew that burger was going to have a hidden catch to it. WELL anyway, since I sort of HAVE to go and protect and serve I'm the first one to roll up on the scene. The mother of the subject comes running out of McDonnalds and directs me to where the guy is holed up with the gun. They thought it would be smart to park right out front where many cars pass by it. Wonderful. Soooo, I position my vehicle to block the drive thru...and guess what? People are yelling at me to move my car since they cant get by to order food. Uh..yeah, drive right next to a car with some moron with a gun. I'm sure that burger will be nice and good with more then that hole for a mouth in ya. Anyway, the calvery finaly arrives and we get the parking lot locked down and blocked off. We finaly get the subject to exit the vehicle without any gun in sight and start walking towards us. He keeps fidgiting but and we keep yelling at him that if he doesn't stop, he will have some free lead. Well, he finaly brings his hands around front again with nothing in them, so the Cpl and myself rush him and take ahold of him so he cant sqirm around. Tucked into his pants was a rambo knife, nice and sharp. As well..he had in his pants a swiss army knife, a pocket knife, a spool of wire, rubber bands and batteries. All of this was to escape from the police, to pick the cuffs and to make booby traps. There was in fact a gun in the back seat of the car, granted it was probably a non working .22 cal rifle without any stock..and he didnt have any ammo..but we didn't know that at the time.

Oh...btw, did I mention that this crazy fucker is 8 YEARS OLD?
Thats right boys and girls, meet the next Charly Manson. The mother told us that he constantly pulls that rambo knife which is as big as his whole arm out on her and threatens to kill her. Not only that, but he sets fire to the woods across the street, plays with gas in the garage and has set the whole house up with booby traps. Evidently the parents were taking him to the crisis center to lock him up in the loony bin, however they told him they were just going to get his meds. He told them that if you fucking take me to the cops, I will kill you all and the cops. The mother thinking him joking says "Sure you will honey, you dont even have a gun" The kid responds with while we are going to get the medicine, can we stop for more bullets?. At this point the mother kind of laughts, and the 4 year old in the back tells them "He has a gun in his lap" At this point, the parents freak out but try to play it calm. They decide "hurm, where can we take him so that he doesnt kill us or harm anyone else..thats it! We will take him to a crowded fast food place!" The morons. Anyway..they get him out of the car minus the gun to go get some food inside. Once inside the parents tell him that they did call the cops to get him some help. The little loony bird looks at them and streaks outside to jump into the Jaguar. You got it, they left the gun in the car...and left the doors unlocked and allowed him to run back to it. Not only that, but they had a keyless remote where they could have simply locked the doors. Again ..the Morons.

Talking to this kid, he said he does all this because he can and his mother wont punish him. He lives in a 3.2million dollar house and the mother is all about whoring it out to the fiancee who is a lawyer (Ex Husband is a Lawyer too). Hell, while we were talking to the kid, she was inside McDonnalds in line ordering food. Great mother huh?

And when he goes and actually kills someone in a few years, goes on a rampage through a school with a gun..she will be interviewed and say "I dont know what made him do it, he was always such a good boy".