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Fountains of Christopher
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Created on 2002-11-17 11:13:25 (#779878), last updated 2009-07-14
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Basic Info| Name: | Christopher |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1979-07-19 |
| Location: | Rancho Cordova, California, United States |
BioI am Christopher from California. You probably don't know me. I am glad you're here to look at this though.
Come. Read. Stay a while.
If, by reading my journal, you're looking for substance, well, it's all relative really. What I have to say might be the most bland thing you ever read in your life. That is for you to decide.
I think my journal is, to some extent, an ongoing "script" of my life. There is always an introduction (subject lines are a must), and there is always an end (or a BLACK OUT. to each scene). I don't write my entries carefully.
If you like me, friend me. I may not be too quick to friend you back. The background checks will have to take place, and I'll have to make sure your application was filled out correctly. Remember, sign your name to the right of where it says "Sign here" in big block letters.
I have a good sense of humor, and I have often turned heads because of it. I think it's a good thing. I actually enjoy making people laugh even on days that I feel less witty. I see new people as a challenge. I like to meet them, see what makes them tick, and play off of it and make them laugh. It's a thing I do. I've been told before that I would make a good comedian, though I think it was a joke, and I don't know if I would advise you to listen to me if I tell a joke.
And now a magic trick:
Stare directly into my eyes.
*snaps fingers on both hands*
If you happen to read anything that I write that has a chance of of offending you or causing you to psycho-analyze me in my LJ, it will only appear warm and fuzzy to you. You'll cry because it's so damn sweet. Teddy bears will be jealous. They might go after you and try to rape you. They might steal your wallet and use all of your money on McDonald's and Wal-Mart, but these are not my problems, as I will be a saint.
*snaps fingers on both hands*
A few miscellaneous facts that you can put into your et cetera about me are:
-I'm a nice guy, but I tend to be a jerk only randomly. You never know when I'll Mr. Hide myself.
-I can sing, which is to say that I can hold a tune. I enjoy it very much.
-I used to be less social than I actually am now. I'm turning into a better communicator for my fellow communicatees.
-I don't know if the word "communicatees" exists.
-I don't even know if you're following this.
-Fast! Comment in my current entry to let me know if you are following this!
-I hate spaghetti.
-I'm very blunt. Almost unrealistically blunt sometimes, and I see no reason to justify it really.
Okay. Now back to reality.*wink*
Come. Read. Stay a while.
If, by reading my journal, you're looking for substance, well, it's all relative really. What I have to say might be the most bland thing you ever read in your life. That is for you to decide.
I think my journal is, to some extent, an ongoing "script" of my life. There is always an introduction (subject lines are a must), and there is always an end (or a BLACK OUT. to each scene). I don't write my entries carefully.
If you like me, friend me. I may not be too quick to friend you back. The background checks will have to take place, and I'll have to make sure your application was filled out correctly. Remember, sign your name to the right of where it says "Sign here" in big block letters.
I have a good sense of humor, and I have often turned heads because of it. I think it's a good thing. I actually enjoy making people laugh even on days that I feel less witty. I see new people as a challenge. I like to meet them, see what makes them tick, and play off of it and make them laugh. It's a thing I do. I've been told before that I would make a good comedian, though I think it was a joke, and I don't know if I would advise you to listen to me if I tell a joke.
And now a magic trick:
Stare directly into my eyes.
*snaps fingers on both hands*
If you happen to read anything that I write that has a chance of of offending you or causing you to psycho-analyze me in my LJ, it will only appear warm and fuzzy to you. You'll cry because it's so damn sweet. Teddy bears will be jealous. They might go after you and try to rape you. They might steal your wallet and use all of your money on McDonald's and Wal-Mart, but these are not my problems, as I will be a saint.
*snaps fingers on both hands*
A few miscellaneous facts that you can put into your et cetera about me are:
-I'm a nice guy, but I tend to be a jerk only randomly. You never know when I'll Mr. Hide myself.
-I can sing, which is to say that I can hold a tune. I enjoy it very much.
-I used to be less social than I actually am now. I'm turning into a better communicator for my fellow communicatees.
-I don't know if the word "communicatees" exists.
-I don't even know if you're following this.
-Fast! Comment in my current entry to let me know if you are following this!
-I hate spaghetti.
-I'm very blunt. Almost unrealistically blunt sometimes, and I see no reason to justify it really.
Okay. Now back to reality.*wink*
BLACK OUT.
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