this is awesome like cheese. my comments are in parenthases. even if i can't spell that.


YOU KNOW YOU HAVE LIVED IN CLEVELAND IF...

You don't really know any homosexuals, you just know that there are a lot of them in Lakewood.
(LMFAO. well, actually, i do really know homosexuals. thanks. ;x)

You know you don't really have an accent, the rest of the world does.
(exactly. hahahahah.)

You hear there are always famous people in town, but you have never seen one.
(... yep. lmao.)

You hate country music, don't know anyone that does like country music, and yet WGAR just won the country music station of the year.
(LMFAOO. that's hilarious. but actually, i know a lot of people that like country.)

You find it hard to believe that someone as cool as Tom Hanks made his start here. But you'd brag about it.
(why not.)

You take credit for Cedar Point even though it is 2 hours away.
(LMFAO. YEP!)

You honestly believe that Cleveland is the best city in the world.(... that's dumb. shut up. lmao.)

The Tri-C jingle "students for life" scares the hell out of you.
(ahahhah. never heard it. ;x)

You take Dead Man's Curve at 60 mph holding your breath.
(i've yet to go down dead man's curve. i wanna though.)

You know about the Eastside/Westside rivalry, but don't really understand it.
(mhm.)

"Good Morning from the Buzzard Morning Zoo" is a jingle you'll never forget.
(well, maybe. if i'd ever heard it?)

Your neighborhood schools went without sports because all the senior citizens refused to pass the levies.
(hah.)

You actually know how to pronounce Cuyahoga.
(durrrr. i thought everyone did. lmao.)

You can't tell Brook Park, Brooklyn, or Old Brooklyn apart.
(sure can't.)

You see Christmas lights still up in July.
(LMFAOOOOOOOO. yeah. and they're probably ours.)

You love BW-3, but have no clue what the heck weck is.
(sure?)

You find yourself singing "Garfield 1-2323" in the shower.
(LMAO.)

You're still dumbfounded by the Leaping Fountain in Tower City.
(LMAOO. i remember that fountain!)

You have never ridden in a taxi.
(nope. shut up.)

You wear shorts the first day of the year it isn't below 30 and snowing, just because you can.
(no because 1, i don't wear shorts. 2, it would be snowing again in the next two minutes, so why bother? yes. that was an ohio joke. laugh at it.)

You have gotten 3 speeding tickets, and they are all from the mile long stretch of a suburb named Linndale.(don't get it...?)

You have no idea how exactly to get to the Flats, you just kind of end up on a bank and start partying.
(i do too know where the flats are. psh.)

You really don't know what the Warehouse District is, you just know that it's a great place to party.
(heh.)

You know who the Jake really is.
(actually... no? lmfao.)

You hate Baltimore and you have never been there.
(LMFAO. sure.)

St. Patty's Day is your number one holiday, and you aren't Irish.
(i am irish, bitch.)

You're still relishing 1987 when we ALMOST made it to the Super Bowl.
(LMFAOO. cleveland teams suck, don't they? now they do, anyway. heh. well... i hate our teams, so no.)

You counted down with the monument in Tower City to the exact second in 1999 when the Browns came back.
(see above. durr. i hate our teams!)

You heard Bill Clinton and Drew Carey love Parma Pierogies, but you have yet to ever eat there.
(sure. but let me brag and say i saw the house drew carey grew up in, before! ha!)

You know Tower City isn't a city at all.
(dur.)

You're Polish.
(... *cough* maybeee.)

Stories of Little Italy still send chills down your spine.
(... WAIT WHAT STORIES?! MY PARENTS EAT THERE! LMFAOOO.)

At least half of your wardrobe is Tribe apparel.
(THE INDIANS SUCK! no.)


HA. ok that entertained me to nooo end. :D


ANDDDDDD IM SOOOOO EXCITED ABOUT THE I-X INDOOR AMUSEMENT PARK! I'M TAKING MY CAMERA... and taking so many pictures that... that... FRYLOCK'LL HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH! HAHAHAH. im gonna take a picture while im on pharoh's fury (the best ride there) and it'll be like woah. LMFAO. yay!!! ok and it took me three times watching mc pee pants to figure out shake said, "rape! rape! oh, rape!" when he stuck his head out the door. LMFAOOO. oh well.


K BYE. ;x