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You'd be cuter if i shot you in the face.
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[09 Nov 2004|09:19pm] |
"You are my life. You are my morning. You are my evening. You are my midnight. Every second of the day i love you and think about you. I care about you, you are my anything and everything. You put those random smiles on my face. You put those happy thoughts into my head. You do it all, you make me who i am. Without you i wouldnt be the person i am today. You gave me courage when i was down. You gave me light when it was dark. You gave me love when nobody else would. You stood near my side through hard times, you are my good times. There is nobody else in this world i care about more than you and without you, i wouldnt be here. Without strong thoughts of you, i wouldnt be here Without courage you gave me, i wouldnt be here. You are my everything and never my nothing. I love you kenzie conrad. I show you a side of me i never share to anyone. So please copy what i wrote and read it as much as you can because you need to always know that i will be there for you and you need to know how much you actually mean to me."
Could anyone more amazing, say anything more beautiful?
No.
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[06 Nov 2004|10:52pm] |
Have you ever had a friend you would do anything for? A friend you could trust with your deepest and darkest secrets? A friend you could do absolutly nothing with, but it wouldn't matter because you're with them? A friend that would make you feel better no matter how bad things got? Let me introduce you to the person i am talking about.
I was in grade 11. I met a girl in English class, her name was Amber. She always sat alone, so one day i asked her if she would like to sit with me. This was unusual because i am a very shy person, and i don't usually talk to people i don't know. I am not sure what made me talk to a complete stranger that day but i am glad i did. That stranger turned out to be one of the most amazing and beautiful people i have had the opportunity to have in my life. Ever since that day, we have been best friends and our friendship is only growing stronger.
Dear Amber,
I have never met someone who is so beautiful inside and out. Not only are you freaking stunning but you have a heart pure of gold. I don't think anyone has ever cared about me as much as you, or atleast showed it like you have. No one has ever stuck with me through bad times or supported me through everything that has happened, as much as you have. Everyone either gives up on me, or fucks our friendship up. You're the one friend i have never had a huge fight with and you are one of the only real friends i have left. I cherish this so much, you have no idea. You have helped shape me into what i am today, and i wouldn't change a thing about it.
I don't think you understand or know how much i look up to you. No matter what happens or how shitty things can get, you always seems to pull through in the end. I know you have had rough times in the past, but these situations have only shaped you as a person. I wouldn't want anything to be different, you are perfect. When you care about someone, you make sure they know it. You have a very striking sense of humour but you also know when to be serious. You have amazing talents and passion for everything you do. You are amazing at art, you're an amazing sister and daughter, and most of all you're amazing at being a friend. I admire the passion you have for people you love and the passion you have for things like snowboarding.
I enjoy everything i do with you. Wheither it's driving pointlessly around Calgary, racing people in your car, going to shows, calling girls sluts in the hallway, laughing when zombies rip open peoples stomachs and eat their insides, having murderous photoshoots with ketchup, singing along to Funeral For A Friend, making fun of hardcore in empty parking lots or doing something as simple as sitting in the same room as you. It doesn't matter what i am doing with you because it's always perfect. Every moment spent with you is amazing and i would never have it any different. I would never want to share moments we have had with anyone else.
A lot of bad things have been happening to you for the past while, but i am glad to know that things have finally picked up. I have never seen you so happy with life, and you don't know how good it makes me feel. I love knowing that someone i care for so much is so happy. Everytime i think about it a huge smile appears on my face. You deserves every bit of happiness you can get and you definatly deserve things to always be this amazing. It's crazy to see a long streak of bad luck turn into something so beautiful.
Thank you for being so amazing and most of all, for being my friend.
To all of you who know Amber, i hope you realize what i do. I hope you understand what a great friendship you have, and i hope you never take it for granted.
To all of you who don't know Amber, i hope you have or one day find a friendship like i have.
Love,
Kenzie.
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[24 Oct 2004|09:47pm] |
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[23 Oct 2004|11:36pm] |
I think i am really close to actually loving someone.
I have never been in love though, so i am not sure what to feel.
I hope i can share true love with him someday.
He would be the only person i could see myself falling in love with.
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[18 Oct 2004|06:15pm] |
I like this boy so much and by so much, i mean SOOOOOOOOO FREAKING MUCH! I mean, i even talked to his mum on the phone. I guess you could say i am pretty much obsessed with him. I am sorry if my constant talking about him gets annoying but i can`t help it & you are all going to have to deal because i am totally not stopping. He`s one of the few people who make me the happiest girl alive. I love it and if you arn`t down with that, i`ll fucking kill you.
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[11 Oct 2004|10:55pm] |
Guess whos birthday is tomorrow?!
OHHHH SHIT!
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[08 Oct 2004|04:22pm] |
I heard the word "Fuck," so many times today.
Mostly from Amber's mouth, because she's such a tough babe.
First, there was school.
We were walking down the stairs and this guy started running past us. Me - "HEY AMBER, THIS GUY IS TRYING TO RACE YOU DOWN THE STAIRS."
Amber - "HEY, FUCK YOU MAN!"
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY LOCKER."
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, GET OUT OF MY WAY."
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
& as we opened the doors to go to Social this girl was standing there and gave us the worst look ever, yeah i wonder what Amber replied? "FUCK YOU BITCH!"
Oh. Then there was driving on the highway..
"DONT EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE."
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU UGLY PEICE OF SHIT?"
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. "YEAH I JUST GAVE YOU THE FUCKING FINGER YOU FUCKING BITCH."
"HURRY THE FUCK UP."
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LANE."
Yeah. Best day of my life.
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[07 Oct 2004|11:04pm] |
Andy is so cute, fuck you all.
Fuck ugly people, yeah right in the meathole.
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[30 Sep 2004|10:12pm] |
I feel so worthless and stupid.
I hoped maybe this time things might be okay.
I liked how he made me feel, but i should have known.
Nothing is forever.
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[29 Sep 2004|11:33pm] |
I had a sleepover party the other night. It was pretty tight and hxc.
A lot of spooning went on.
I also took pictures with Amber.
She can be summed up into three simple words.
Beautiful, Talented & Amazing.
Here are a few.
( I love you.Collapse )
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[19 Sep 2004|02:22pm] |
What the fuck is up motherfuckers?
Someone on LJ has mad hxc steez & it's none of you.
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[15 Sep 2004|04:00pm] |
Amber and i were sitting in the art room when Jessica came in and sat with us. She ended up telling us a story. It went like this:
Jessica - I was talking to this girl today in the hallway and you two walked by and she turned to me and asked, "Why are they so mean?!" and i was like, "They're not mean at all!"
Amber - What the fuck?
Me - HAHAHAHAHA.
Amber -Who is this girl?
Me - I think it's the one who always stares at us.
Amber - What the fuck.
Me - HAHAHAHAHA.
Apparently we are both very scary.
Kids seem to enjoy starring at us whenever they get the chance.
BITCHES, DON'T BE HATIN' CUZ YOU AINT US.
I also love when fucking sluts from foreign countries send me lovely e-mails like this one:
How are you? Do you like me? I like from you. I very good play football. I like play football.I'm from Turkey. I live in Balkesir is beatiful a city. I like listen to music. Pop and hip-Hop. What is your favourite sportss and colours ? What is your father job? What is your mother job? Have you got a buy friend? You have got a boy friend. What is he look like?Can you give me your telephone numbers?
Like i'm going to tell you, you fucking creep.
The end.
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[11 Sep 2004|03:06pm] |
Dear bitches,
To all of you that i saw last night, i fucking love you and want to have sex and fist all of you. Seriously, i havn't seen a lot of you in so long and it made my heart beat faster. Please come and see me more. That would be lovely.
Love,
Kenzie.
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[09 Sep 2004|10:32pm] |
k - RAZY
e - xcllent
n - otorious B.I.G
z - oo(where we get married)
i - ntimate
e - ntertaining
d - rooling
a - mazing
w - inner
n - ever will we be apart
c - aring
o - nline
n - ever will you leave me
r - ad
a - wesome
d - delightful
Best poem ever.
I love you.
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[08 Sep 2004|06:03pm] |
x dirt is tough, love is not x says:
kenzie
x dirt is tough, love is not x says:
i adore you
x dirt is tough, love is not x says:
like right now my heart is actually being all love like about you
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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[06 Sep 2004|12:33am] |
Is this boy fucking cute or what?
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[05 Sep 2004|01:23am] |
AMBER LIKES A BOY! & SO DO I! KIND OF.
I DONT EVEN KNOW IF ITS EVEN POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE HIM.
ATLEAST HER CRUSH IS PRACTICAL.
FUCK, ASS, SHIT, BALLS, BITCH, MOTHERFUCKER, CHINESE.
IM GOING TO FIGHT THEN FIST ALL OF YOU.
& AMBER IS GOING TO FUCKING SHOW YOU HER TEETH.
P.S MY NEW LAST NAME IS DINRAD. YEAH. STFU DOUCHE.
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[02 Sep 2004|09:28pm] |
MY NAME IS ANDY
OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP. KENZIE, IS GOING TO BE MY WIFE AND IM GOING TO WEAR MY UNIFORM WHILE I MARRY HER BECAUSE ITS GOING TO BE CUTER THAN ANY OF YOU FILTHY FAGGOTS. KENZIE = LIFE. ONE TIME, KENZIE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF AN INDIAN SLUT WITH BALLS ON HER WEBCAM FOR ME. I GOT OFF TO IT. AND WHEN BOYS KISS OTHER BOYS THEY DO IT FOR ATTENTION. WHEN I KISS KENZIE, I DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE HER. I START SCHOOL NEXT TUESDAY. ITS BECAUSE IM SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE. THAT MEANS KENZIE SHOULD START SCHOOL IN LIKE JUNE BECAUSE SHE IS SOOOOOOOOO CUTE. WHEN I WAS IN THE SHOWER, I WAS THINKING OF KENZIE AND ME MAKING A SURPRISED VISIT TO ALBERTA TO SEE HER. AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. THATS BECAUSE WE LOVE EACHOTHER AND GREAT/ADORABLE MINDS THINK ALIKE. WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED AT THE ZOO AND HAVE OUR HONEY MOON IN THE BACK OF MY VAN.
DEAL WITH IT. WE ARE IN LOVE.
P.S KENZIES NAME IN GREEK MEANS GODDESS OF ANDYS SOUL. I FECKING SWEAR!
P.S.S I LOVE AMBER.
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[28 Aug 2004|11:17pm] |
Fucking douchebags.
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[25 Aug 2004|12:44pm] |
Yesterday Amber and i raided an apartment building cops style because some bitch didn`t call us because he slept in till 5pm. We knocked, said we were the cops and that this was a bust but still no anwser. We even resorted to saying we were hot blonde nurses. We then decided to call 10 times and leave mean messages on the anwsering machine. Still no anwser. This lead to me yelling vulgar names under the door for 5 minutes. We then left and said more vulgar names outside. I swear Amber and i have, "Ditch us please!" written on our faces. I was thinking about maybe tattooing it on? Yeah, hot. That must have been ditch #20 this past month. Fags. I'm going to fuck your genitals up so hardcore.
Andy is the cutest thing ever. Just don't have sex with him or you will get AIDS and gingivitis. I Iove it when he talks dirty about fisting me. It's such a turn on. You are my favorite nigga lovin bitch.
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