Well, hello there. You're probably thinking I am the greatest thing on the planet earth, and you'd be right. I like good scotch, smooth jazz, the elusive and sensual sounds of Prince, Sade, and Styx, overstuffed couches, and people who adore me. But those people shouldn't try to touch me, because I have a Kung-Fu grip and a fiery temper.
I'm fiercely loyal, funny as hell, and can do a backflip. Oh, and I've won all kinds of awards. And was the highest paid cast member of SNL ever. And I'm really nice. And a great guy. And humble. And I run triathalons now. Have YOU?