| Игнобелевская премия каждый день |
[Jun. 27th, 2009|12:43 am] |
"Increasing the bra-size of the female-hitchhiker was significantly associated with an increase in number of male drivers, but not female drivers, who stopped to offer a ride"
"Testing of various cola formulas on sperm motility using a trans-membrane procedure did not decrease motility to less than 70% control in a 1-hour period. Diet Coca-Cola had the strongest spermicidal effect followed by Classic Coca-Cola, Caffeine-free Coca-Cola and New Coca-Cola"
"Although toilet reading (TR) is a common habit, the effect of TR on bowel movements is neglected in the medical literature. Our hypothesis was that TR provides a distraction and acts as an unconscious relaxation technique and allows an easier defecation process."
http://ncbirofl.blogspot.com/ - самые смешные статьи из пабмеда. Коллеги - это must read! |
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| и я! и я! |
[Jun. 17th, 2009|01:37 am] |
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трансвестtweetы - люди которые пользуются tweeter |
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[May. 28th, 2009|01:15 am] |
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без гугла.
Знаете что такое VHS tea? :)
(VHS - это видеокассеты такие если что) |
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| Obituary |
[May. 26th, 2009|12:30 am] |
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:- Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm;- Life isn’t always fair;- and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. ( Read more... )
thanks to eghzarw |
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[May. 21st, 2009|12:18 am] |
Знаете зачем нужен это приспособление? :)
UPD Саша (heaven-quake) прав - это кольцо для контролирования возбуждения. Ну и madmoor был близко :)
An extremely rare Spermatorrhoea ring fastened with a screw. With provenance from the original German catalogue dating from 1894. Spermatorrhoea means involuntary loss of semen, although the rings were also intended to prevent voluntary discharges from masturbation or Onanism (Originating from Onan who originally "spilt his seed on the ground" Genesis 38:7-9). The ring was placed at the base of the penis and fasted with a screw such that any engorgement of the organ would meet with the teeth of the ring and arrest the process.
С отличного сайта - http://www.phisick.com/a1spr02.htm |
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| Help :P |
[May. 17th, 2009|05:35 pm] |
Пришел домой, а брат обрадовал меня известием о том что словил вирус на последний оставшийся рабочий компьютер. Симпотматика такая - почти все права и программы блокированы - "доступ запрещен администратором". На рабочем столе ни одной иконки. С трудом вышел в сеть, сижу сканирую онлайновым Касперским.
У кого есть какие светлые мысли? :) |
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| Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam |
[May. 12th, 2009|04:38 pm] |
Дважды замечательный спам: во-первых, текст кроет все нигерийские письма разом, а, во-вторых, для обхода спам-фильтра текст был вставлен в тему письма.
"Dear Sir/Madam I am in US 3rd Infantry Division here in Iraq, we discovered some oil money in Iraq, we are working for the government we cannot keep these funds, but we want to transfer and the funds to you, so that you can keep it for us in your safe account or an offshore account. we are moving it through Diplomatic means. if you are interested ,get back to me for more details.This business is risk free. My Regards, Captain James Roy" |
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| Бразильский "Звонок" |
[May. 7th, 2009|12:48 am] |
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Я себя чувствую персонажем фильма "Звонок". За сегодня мне три раза позвонили. Два раза не успел поднять трубку и номер не определилися. Один раз определился номер с бразильским кодом (+55)0939672 и женский голос на непонятном языке что-то сказал и после трубку повесили.
Жду 7 дней :) |
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[May. 4th, 2009|04:30 pm] |
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В лабе: солнечная сторона + топят батареи на полную = 35 градусов |
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[Apr. 29th, 2009|02:20 am] |
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[Apr. 18th, 2009|07:25 pm] |
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Просматривая подборку советских фотографий (хорошая, кстати, подборка) - http://community.livejournal.com/prophotos_ru/603536.html - увидел до боли знакомую фотографию. На этой фотографии - мои тети - Лена (старшая) и Лиза (на фото - маленькая девочка). Их сфотографировал приятель-фотограф их отца, Марка, а эту фотографию я видел у Лены. |
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