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Saturday, May 18th, 2013


e_fail_blog
Subject:Why Not Add the Fear of Death to Your Next Sliding Trip?
Time:8:00 am.

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Why Not Add the Fear of Death to Your Next Sliding Trip?

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: crazy , gif , water slide , BAMF , funny , g rated , win
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e_fail_blog
Subject:He's a Genius
Time:7:00 am.

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He's a Genius

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:How to Not Woo a Woman
Time:6:00 am.

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How to Not Woo a Woman

Submitted by: Unknown

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montreal
Subject:Paint, Plants
Posted by:ilovehappyhour.
Time:2:39 am.
Hey!

I'm moving to the plateau and am wondering where I can find some really inexpensive indoor paint. Do some hardware stores have clearance paint?

I also would love to find some really cheap plants.

Thank you!
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Friday, May 17th, 2013


e_fail_blog
Subject:You Got Me This Time, Dog
Time:10:00 pm.

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You Got Me This Time, Dog

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:You Know Nothing About Wooing Against Jon Snow
Time:11:30 pm.

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You Know Nothing About Wooing Against Jon Snow

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:When There is a Will, There is a Weigh
Time:11:00 pm.

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When There is a Will, There is a Weigh

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Thank Goodness For Kids Who Can't Spell
Time:10:30 pm.

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Thank Goodness For Kids Who Can't Spell

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e_fail_blog
Subject:It Might Not Win Your Boyfriend Over, But This Should Make Him Laugh
Time:10:00 pm.

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It Might Not Win Your Boyfriend Over, But This Should Make Him Laugh

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Dodgers Player Hyun-Jin Ryu Plays Catch With the Littlest Fan
Time:9:30 pm.

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Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Nothing Shorter Than a Sixteenth Note is Worth Playing
Time:9:00 pm.

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Nothing Shorter Than a Sixteenth Note is Worth Playing

Submitted by: Unknown (via Play ALLL de Notez)

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e_fail_blog
Subject:It Isn't My Thing
Time:8:30 pm.

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It Isn't My Thing

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:English With Bacon Examples
Time:8:00 pm.

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English With Bacon Examples

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Studying Is Difficult for Magikarp
Time:7:45 pm.

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Studying Is Difficult for Magikarp

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Physics Strikes Again!
Time:7:30 pm.

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Physics Strikes Again!

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: ouch , gif , physics , funny , fail nation , g rated
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e_fail_blog
Subject:When I Find You, I Will Make Plans With You
Time:7:00 pm.

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When I Find You, I Will Make Plans With You

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Got Ninjas? I Can't See Them
Time:6:45 pm.

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Got Ninjas? I Can't See Them

Submitted by: Anonimouse

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Louis Vitton Finally Released a Pacific Northwest Line
Time:6:30 pm.

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Louis Vitton Finally Released a Pacific Northwest Line

Submitted by: heilkitty

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Did You Go to the Store and Ask for ALL THE CORONA?
Time:6:00 pm.

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Did You Go to the Store and Ask for ALL THE CORONA?

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: beer , corona , full , fridge , funny , after 12 , g rated
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e_fail_blog
Subject:Kevin Williamson, National Review Writer, Smashes the Phone of Obnoxious Texter Sitting Next to Him
Time:5:30 pm.

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Kevin Williamson, National Review Writer, Smashes the Phone of Obnoxious Texter Sitting Next to Him at the Theater

There's always that one person.

That rude, inconsiderate jackass who won't stop talking or texting during a performance. Being a professional theater critic, Kevin Williamson has experienced his fair share of these people. However, he finally snapped on the night of May 14th.

Williamson was attending a cabaret performance of Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812. If you're unfamiliar with cabaret seating, it's basically done with the audience in small groups at round tables of six or seven. Williamson happened to be sitting next to a woman who would not stop using her phone, even after the performance had started. Upon Williamson telling the woman to please stop, her response was: "so don't look."

Blood pressure rising. Keep calm. Breathe.

After a few more minutes, Williamson told her again to stop texting, asking her sarcastically if "she had special permission to use her phone during the performance." Her response? "Mind your own business."

That's it. I am so done. Williamson then promptly became the hero the NYC Standard Highline Carnival Tent deserves, and snatched the phone from the woman's hand, and threw it across the room and out the door. Williamson received a slap in the face from the woman and a quick ousting from the theater. Was it worth it? Totally. Let's all follow Kevin Williamson's example and not put up with people's rude crap.

Oh, and according to Williamson, the performance was top-notch.

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Sportsmanship WIN
Time:5:00 pm.

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Sportsmanship WIN

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messiahdivine
Subject:Cloth Diapering – why it’s better for all of us.
Time:1:23 pm.

1. Cloth diapering is better for the environment. The average baby will use 5000 diapers before they are potty-trained. Just imagine how much space 5000 diapers take… all that goes into landfill and those diapers take centuries to break down. Some will argue that washing cloth diapers has a bigger impact on the environment because of all the water that is used – but that’s a ridiculous argument. Much MORE water is required to create disposable diapers on TOP of all the waste.


2. Cloth diapering is better for your baby.  Babies who wear cloth diapers are less likely to develop rashes than babies who wear disposables. They’re also not exposed to a long list of toxic chemicals that have links to cancer and asthma, and contain endocrine disruptors that can cause learning disabilities, severe attention deficit disorder, cognitive and brain development problems, cancer, sexual development problems such as feminizing of males or masculine effects on females, erectile disfunction, obesity, etc.


3. Cloth diapering is better for your wallet. While cloth diapering has a higher starting out cost, there’s very little to pay other than laundry soap later on. There are also many places where there is a subsidy for cloth diapering if you’re below a certain income. Even if you don’t want to wash/buy your own cloth diapers and use a diapering service instead, it’s only about $25 a week. You can also buy diapers secondhand (like I did!) and then reuse them with another child.


4. Cloth diapering is better for you! Babies in cloth diapers tend to be toilet trained earlier because they feel wetter than in disposables. You can be part of a proud, growing community of environmentally aware moms and dads!  Also – it’ll make you feel better about not supporting big faceless corporations.  


Cloth diapering is a lot of fun! The diapers are pretty and there’s not a lot of work involved.

I wouldn’t have it any other way.




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e_fail_blog
Subject:If You Have a Second Kid, You Can Name Them "Ramsay"
Time:4:30 pm.

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If You Have a Second Kid, You Can Name Them "Ramsay"

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Parlez Vous Ffffffuuuuu?
Time:4:00 pm.

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Parlez Vous Ffffffuuuuu?

Submitted by: Sup123

Tagged: french , funny , swears , g rated , parenting
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e_fail_blog
Subject:Probably Bad News of the Day: Once Bitten, a Thousand Times Stung
Time:3:30 pm.

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Probably Bad News of the Day: Once Bitten, a Thousand Times Stung

Submitted by: Unknown (via Metro)

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e_fail_blog
Subject:These Humans Have Some Special Tricks to Show You!
Time:9:30 am.

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These Humans Have Some Special Tricks to Show You!

The people you see here might not be changing the world or winning any awards anytime soon, but they all have a little something special that will make them the life of the party. What kind of party is sort of up for debate, but we'll leave you to judge that.

Submitted by: ichc.chrispeeler

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Who Needs Some Bacon Vodka?
Time:9:00 am.

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Who Needs Some Bacon Vodka?

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Email Spam in Real Life
Time:8:30 am.

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e_fail_blog
Subject:They See Me Rollin...
Time:8:15 am.

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They See Me Rollin...

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Kids Y U Do Dis 2 Me?
Time:8:00 am.

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Kids Y U Do Dis 2 Me?

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: kids , trolling , jogging , failbook
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e_fail_blog
Subject:Someone Had a Very Clever Skywriting Message
Time:5:30 am.

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Someone Had a Very Clever Skywriting Message

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e_fail_blog
Subject:It's Like It Doesn't Want Me to Get to Work
Time:5:00 am.

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It's Like It Doesn't Want Me to Get to Work

Submitted by: Unknown

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Arm Wrestling is a Passionate Sport
Time:4:00 am.

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Arm Wrestling is a Passionate Sport

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Thursday, May 16th, 2013


e_fail_blog
Subject:Land of the Free, Home of the Least Fashionable
Time:7:00 pm.

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Land of the Free, Home of the Least Fashionable

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Best Text Ever
Time:6:30 pm.

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Best Text Ever

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e_fail_blog
Subject:Your Move, Boss
Time:6:00 pm.

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Your Move, Boss

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e_fail_blog
Subject:DIY Fashions That Will Leave You Googly Eyed
Time:5:30 pm.

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DIY Fashions That Will Leave You Googly Eyed

When you wear these creations you'll have all eyes on you, literally!

Submitted by: kacerosky

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e_fail_blog
Subject:It Gets Longer and Bigger
Time:5:00 pm.

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It Gets Longer and Bigger

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vancouver
Subject:Cosplay for sale
Posted by:ice_kitten.
Time:6:17 pm.
Mood: stressed.
Hoping this doesn't double post, LJ is acting up again.


Selling some of my old cosplay. I don't wear these anymore (and could use the money for dance class T_T)

Riza Hawkeye from Full Metal Alchemist. http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/clo/3810043622.html

Mamimi from FLCL http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/clo/3810020705.html

Lip Service red dress - http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/clo/3810052244.html

Steampunk Jacket - http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/clo/3810060205.html

Random bits - http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/clo/3810062491.html
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lj_maintenance
Subject:Back online
Posted by:markf.
Time:6:02 pm.

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