_watchtower_ (_watchtower_) wrote,

If you haven't seen Black Samurai...

..Then I fear I must inform you, that you're missing out on the greatest movie ever made. Ever. Period.

OK, that's a lie. But it does have some mighty fine ASSets that make it a quintessential Blaxploitation/Kung Fu debacle:

Hot ladies!
Horrible dialogue!
Sweet cars!
Voodoo!
Satanism!
Greasy henchmen!
Attack migdets!!
Track suits!
Jet packs!

AND

Waaaaay too cool for school, be-afro-ed star, Jim Kelly of Enter the Dragon fame.
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