A rare appearance
I don't have any stories to plug, and I'm too shy to discuss my personal life, so what does that leave?
But I feel like I'm doing you a favor by not updating when I don't have anything interesting to say. Isn't it better that way?
Since I'm here, however, I'll take this opportunity to remind you that the_bitter_word is hosting this month's S.N.A.P.E. contest, so why not mosey on over and submit an entry?