converstaions that make me wanna piss my pants...lol

This is a wicked sweet convo between me and zacky horny as i call him...aka:zack hornoff...yea...well as you can see...he likes the red sox...eww...
and we were watching the game and (yea...im a yankees fan)...and friggin ortiz hit a home run...and he brought it up...and we got in to a fight ...and...yea...good times






[21:44] ewgbballa20: ortiz hitta homer
[21:44] J23Knights33: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
[21:44] ewgbballa20: yayyyyyy
[21:45] J23Knights33: no
[21:45] J23Knights33: not at all
[21:45] ewgbballa20: yes it is all the way
[21:46] J23Knights33: whatever
[21:46] ewgbballa20: lol
[21:46] ewgbballa20: i win
[21:46] J23Knights33: no
[21:46] J23Knights33: u dont
[21:46] J23Knights33: lol
[21:46] ewgbballa20: lol
[21:47] J23Knights33: *gets a toy gun and starts shooting you*
[21:48] ewgbballa20: hey not cool
[21:48] J23Knights33: totally cool
[21:48] ewgbballa20: *gets my dads shotgun*
[21:48] J23Knights33: hahah
[21:48] J23Knights33: *runs away*
[21:48] ewgbballa20: *pow*
[21:48] J23Knights33: *falls over*
[21:48] ewgbballa20: *laughs*
[21:48] J23Knights33: *crys*
[21:48] ewgbballa20: *laughs harder*
[21:49] J23Knights33: *starts laughing cause i pretended to die cause u have bad aim and didnt shoot me*
[21:49] ewgbballa20: *pow again*
[21:49] J23Knights33: *fakes diing again*
[21:50] ewgbballa20: *goesup to her n makes sure shes dead
[21:50] ewgbballa20: **
[21:50] J23Knights33: *stares at you*
[21:50] ewgbballa20: *pow*
[21:51] J23Knights33: *wonders why u would kill me*
[21:51] ewgbballa20: *pow*
[21:51] J23Knights33: *still thinking*
[21:51] ewgbballa20: *laughs*
[21:51] ewgbballa20: *muahah*
[21:52] J23Knights33: *bleeds on ur shoes*
[21:52] ewgbballa20: *gets angry*..*pow pow pow pow pow*...tkes out a machine gun *pow*
[21:54] J23Knights33: *bleeds more*
[21:54] ewgbballa20: *laughs bc al he was shooting was blanks*
[21:54] J23Knights33: bleeds all over ur pants and shit*
[21:55] J23Knights33: *laughs wicked hard*
[21:55] ewgbballa20: *laughs so hard he pisses himself then tries to run away in embarassment but trips*
[21:56] J23Knights33: *runs after you and laughs at u...but then feels bad so i just have a blank stare looking right at you*
[21:56] ewgbballa20: *gets very...very scared*
[21:56] J23Knights33: *still looking at you*
[21:57] ewgbballa20: *pees on ur shoe*
[21:57] J23Knights33: *throws shoe are u*
[21:58] J23Knights33: at**
[21:58] ewgbballa20: *trys to get up but button of pants breaks so pants fall to knees so he trips again*
[21:59] J23Knights33: i have nothing to say...um........*laughs?*
[21:59] ewgbballa20: lol
[21:59] ewgbballa20: ok were done
[21:59] J23Knights33: aw man...that was fun
[22:00] ewgbballa20: lol
[22:00] J23Knights33: we did that for 11 mins.
[22:00] J23Knights33: lol
[22:00] ewgbballa20: lol
[22:00] ewgbballa20: wow
[22:00] ewgbballa20: no lives
[22:00] J23Knights33: yup
[22:00] ewgbballa20: lol
[22:00] J23Knights33: that was a good story though
[22:01] J23Knights33: we should write a book together lol
[22:01] ewgbballa20: yess ill do pictures
[22:01] J23Knights33: sweet
[22:01] ewgbballa20: yess
[22:01] J23Knights33: i cant wait
[22:01] J23Knights33: what will we call it?
[22:01] J23Knights33: story about nothing
[22:02] ewgbballa20: yess
[22:02] J23Knights33: sweet deal
[22:02] ewgbballa20: totally
[22:02] J23Knights33: yup
[22:03] J23Knights33: then we will make millions
[22:03] ewgbballa20: aww yeah
[22:03] J23Knights33: and then we will...
[22:03] J23Knights33: buy a farm?
[22:03] J23Knights33: lol
[22:03] ewgbballa20: no
[22:03] J23Knights33: then what will we do?
[22:03] ewgbballa20: buy mcdonalds
[22:04] J23Knights33: niiice
[22:04] ewgbballa20: yes
[22:04] J23Knights33: and subway...since subway kicks ass...lol
[22:04] ewgbballa20: an have lil ppl called...lil ppl with orange gaces mke us fod forever
[22:04] J23Knights33: lol
[22:04] ewgbballa20: ye
[22:04] J23Knights33: i cant wait
[22:05] J23Knights33: then what will we do?
[22:05] ewgbballa20: umm
[22:05] ewgbballa20: shoot ppl
[22:05] J23Knights33: who?
[22:05] ewgbballa20: gays
[22:05] J23Knights33: aww
[22:05] ewgbballa20: ginos gone
[22:05] J23Knights33: hahahahahahhahahahahah




wow....when he said ginos (anthony tortalano) i thought for sure i would get a six pac from laughing so hard...woow...good times