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CASE OF THE ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time
The smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained
to the driver and he had the man arrested.


The case came up in court!


The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.


The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this; When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and
I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost
it."


"CASE DISMISSED!!"

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onthereal
Sep. 23rd, 2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
lmao!!!

and no my boss didn't hear me....i have no boss, lol.
_vanityfair
Sep. 28th, 2008 04:39 am (UTC)
My b-day's the 7th of Dec. - the day before your anniversary with your current guy!
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