dinnertime conversation that actually happened/ aren't you glad I don't drink?
Mom: I almost got you that nicholas cage movie with the fire.
Me: ladder 48
sister: Ladder 49! nice!
dad: close enough
mom:no, not that one.
*everybody thinks of another nicholas cage movie with fire*
me: ghost rider?
mom: isn't it very good?
me: I heard it has a southern rock soundtrack
dad: is that bad?
mom: what's considered southern rock?
me: I dunno... Oasis?