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I Want to See Movies of My Dreams
Bury Me in Black
Created on 2005-03-21 14:14:45 (#6522373), last updated 2007-04-30
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Basic Info| Name: | Ashley |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1987-06-28 |
| Location: | Michigan, United States |
BioUnreserved:
1 : not cautious or reticent : frank, open
2 : not set aside for special use
.::. NiCoLe RiChIe .::.
"Yo, you guys"
"We bronze all the time and that's why we look so sexy"
"I've just gone through so much in my life that pulling my top up just doesn't seem like that big a deal"
.::. PaRiS hIlToN .::.
"Just be yourself and if they don't like that then fuck 'em"
"People are going to talk about you no matter what, so why not give them something worth talking about"
"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" (South Park)
"The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday"
"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy"
Dear Diary... Mood: Apathetic
I'm going to slap you in the face with my penis- Michael Benedict
Can I interest you ladies in an orgy? I'll provide you with multiple orgasms- Julia and I being completely violated at The Keg
Julia: 'He's HOT'
Me: 'But he's a GINGER!'
We'll lure them in with some Nine Inch Nails and Easy Mac (The plan to seduction)
You guys are hilarious... better than TV - Michael Markey talking about Julia and I
You ARE Regina George- Booby Henderson
He said "It's all in your head"
I said "So is everything"
But he didn't get it
About Me: I'll do what I want, when I want
I hate MySpace, slow drivers and ignorant, boring people
Partying is my #1 hobby
Tanorexia is a real disease and shopping is a real obsession
I'm obsessed with Nicole Richie and Mary-Kate Olsen
Yes, I spend time watching paparazzi videos...
I love animals, spontaneity, potatoes and the color pink
I'm scared of wrappers and being alone
I will sing and dance anywhere and at any time
My favorite word is "sexual"
Karen Walker from Will and Grace is my role-model
In 30 years I'll be the next Dr. Phil
Jules and I are going to try to top our completely insane freshman year
1) Trips to Mo's where we were offered to join an orgy
2) Ginger jokes and South Park
3) Taylor... enough said
4) Luring my boys in w/ NIN and Easy Mac
5) Getting shwasted at DC1 at 5pm
6) My 1st bus-ride through the ghetto of Ypsi for Gerard and Paris and Nicole
7) Returning books 3 weeks early for money for weed, cigs and alchy :)
8) Tanning outside the Eateries ALL day instead of going to class
9) Jamal's Health Class that I went to but was never really in
10) Druken walks EVERYWHERE with boys
11) Sitting at DC1 for like, 3 hours making fun of EVERYONE that walked by
12) Freddie Krueger...
13) The Graffiti Chair ! We need to make a new oneee
14) Jules lost her cell-phone like, 300 fucking times
15) Girls giving us hardcore dirty looks because we're COMPLETE bitches
18) Nip/Tuck nights
19) Julia beating the shit out of Joe Cenci and HERSELF on manyyy occasions
20) The Great Blackout where Jules shit was stolen
21) Stealing all of the 'Disney Recruit' signs from campus
22) Smoking out of apples
23) 80's Vintage Boys and The Boys From DC1
24) The 'Smoking Spot' with Jen's umbrella (R.I.P)
25) "This is some Helen Keller shit" ... Julia helped me walk while I was high on oxycotton
26) Jules and I flirting with the sexual cop
27) Dressing up in our winter coats, hats, and gloves to walk to McDonalds in April
28) Begging for money to buy alcohol with the excuse "Can I have, like, a dollar? Look how skinny I am. I need food"
29) Going to the alchy store to buy $2 worth of Sparks and steal $30 worth of wine and Mikes
30) Lying to anyone about anything that happend (OMG somebody totally just puked overthere by the door. How disgusting! That is SO rude) HAH my fav.
31) Stealing probably $100 worth of shit... oh lord my Karma is baddd
1 : not cautious or reticent : frank, open
2 : not set aside for special use
.::. NiCoLe RiChIe .::.
"Yo, you guys"
"We bronze all the time and that's why we look so sexy"
"I've just gone through so much in my life that pulling my top up just doesn't seem like that big a deal"
.::. PaRiS hIlToN .::.
"Just be yourself and if they don't like that then fuck 'em"
"People are going to talk about you no matter what, so why not give them something worth talking about"
"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" (South Park)
"The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday"
"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy"
Dear Diary... Mood: Apathetic
I'm going to slap you in the face with my penis- Michael Benedict
Can I interest you ladies in an orgy? I'll provide you with multiple orgasms- Julia and I being completely violated at The Keg
Julia: 'He's HOT'
Me: 'But he's a GINGER!'
We'll lure them in with some Nine Inch Nails and Easy Mac (The plan to seduction)
You guys are hilarious... better than TV - Michael Markey talking about Julia and I
You ARE Regina George- Booby Henderson
He said "It's all in your head"
I said "So is everything"
But he didn't get it
About Me: I'll do what I want, when I want
I hate MySpace, slow drivers and ignorant, boring people
Partying is my #1 hobby
Tanorexia is a real disease and shopping is a real obsession
I'm obsessed with Nicole Richie and Mary-Kate Olsen
Yes, I spend time watching paparazzi videos...
I love animals, spontaneity, potatoes and the color pink
I'm scared of wrappers and being alone
I will sing and dance anywhere and at any time
My favorite word is "sexual"
Karen Walker from Will and Grace is my role-model
In 30 years I'll be the next Dr. Phil
Jules and I are going to try to top our completely insane freshman year
1) Trips to Mo's where we were offered to join an orgy
2) Ginger jokes and South Park
3) Taylor... enough said
4) Luring my boys in w/ NIN and Easy Mac
5) Getting shwasted at DC1 at 5pm
6) My 1st bus-ride through the ghetto of Ypsi for Gerard and Paris and Nicole
7) Returning books 3 weeks early for money for weed, cigs and alchy :)
8) Tanning outside the Eateries ALL day instead of going to class
9) Jamal's Health Class that I went to but was never really in
10) Druken walks EVERYWHERE with boys
11) Sitting at DC1 for like, 3 hours making fun of EVERYONE that walked by
12) Freddie Krueger...
13) The Graffiti Chair ! We need to make a new oneee
14) Jules lost her cell-phone like, 300 fucking times
15) Girls giving us hardcore dirty looks because we're COMPLETE bitches
18) Nip/Tuck nights
19) Julia beating the shit out of Joe Cenci and HERSELF on manyyy occasions
20) The Great Blackout where Jules shit was stolen
21) Stealing all of the 'Disney Recruit' signs from campus
22) Smoking out of apples
23) 80's Vintage Boys and The Boys From DC1
24) The 'Smoking Spot' with Jen's umbrella (R.I.P)
25) "This is some Helen Keller shit" ... Julia helped me walk while I was high on oxycotton
26) Jules and I flirting with the sexual cop
27) Dressing up in our winter coats, hats, and gloves to walk to McDonalds in April
28) Begging for money to buy alcohol with the excuse "Can I have, like, a dollar? Look how skinny I am. I need food"
29) Going to the alchy store to buy $2 worth of Sparks and steal $30 worth of wine and Mikes
30) Lying to anyone about anything that happend (OMG somebody totally just puked overthere by the door. How disgusting! That is SO rude) HAH my fav.
31) Stealing probably $100 worth of shit... oh lord my Karma is baddd
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