- Yay!
- Love me!
- Climbing trees is fun!
- Let's volunteer at a soup kitchen this Christmas.
- My tongue is funny!
- Eating leaves is fun!
- Will you help me think of something nice we can do for Grandma?
- Look, a pouch!
- Let's prevent a forest fire!
- No, you're the cutest ever.
- Camus is boring. I find Karl Jaspers's philosophy much more enlightening.
- Wheeee!
- Let's make cider!
- I bet I'll live forever!

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- The Amicable Divorce and Custody Agreement
- A Pleasant Family Christmas
- The Man Who Was as Nice as He Initially Appeared to Be
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- The Number of Children We Planned For, All Healthy