Dear School Year,

Please. Let's get this over with and start already. The wait is making me so painfully antsy that I may even start crossing the days as they pass on my Incredible Hulk calendar; I have resisted temptation thus far, so as not to seem like too much of a nerd. O Capital Highschool! Give me strength to withstand this blasted gap of time that seems to be ticking in such a sluggish manner.

Signed,
-Kate.

[POST.SCRIPT]:Thank you for putting the wee sister in Mr. Sparks' Pre-IB English class. I appreciate it muchly.