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i am not stupid i just ran out of luck
Created on 2005-11-07 16:40:23 (#8737388), last updated 2006-08-05
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it's a bird! it's a PLANE! it's ... kristina?
and exactly who is this kristina-person, you might ask.
she was born one may 11th, 1991. although many may 11th's have been remarkable, this particular may 11th 1991 was not. however, people are pretty sure it was weather outside.
kristina was not very big, nor will she ever be. she didn't have any teeth, either.
little kristina liked making sounds. little kristina maked a lot of sounds. as she grew into a not-so-little-but-still-pretty-small kristina, she started making sounds that were words that actually meant something. she liked the words much better, because they could make people do stuff. kristina liked it when people did stuff.
kristina had an older brother. kristina's older brother liked video tapes and casettes. he liked them best on the floor.
kristina liked having an older brother, and she was pretty sure he liked having a younger sister, too. he ate her food, borrowed her stuff, and put her video tapes and casettes on the floor.
one day, kristina had to go to school. kristina looked forward to going to school, but she was disappointed. they did more than having lunch and play with the other children. they had to write numbers and words, words that didn't make people do stuff. kristina liked it better when the words made people do stuff. kristina liked it when people did stuff.
not-so-little-but-still-pretty-small kristina has now grown into medium kristina. medium kristina is not at all a medium kristina, but a short one.
medium kristina loves music. music is medium kristina's favourite thing. she likes to listen to music, but she also likes to make music. she plays guitar, bass guitar and sings. she used to play piano and violin too, but she hated it.
medium kristina also loves her friends, and she's pretty sure they like her too. they eat her food, borrow her stuff, but they don't put her video tapes and casettes on the floor.
one day, medium kristina hopes to grow into a big kristina.
kristina still likes it when people do stuff.
and exactly who is this kristina-person, you might ask.
she was born one may 11th, 1991. although many may 11th's have been remarkable, this particular may 11th 1991 was not. however, people are pretty sure it was weather outside.
kristina was not very big, nor will she ever be. she didn't have any teeth, either.
little kristina liked making sounds. little kristina maked a lot of sounds. as she grew into a not-so-little-but-still-pretty-small kristina, she started making sounds that were words that actually meant something. she liked the words much better, because they could make people do stuff. kristina liked it when people did stuff.
kristina had an older brother. kristina's older brother liked video tapes and casettes. he liked them best on the floor.
kristina liked having an older brother, and she was pretty sure he liked having a younger sister, too. he ate her food, borrowed her stuff, and put her video tapes and casettes on the floor.
one day, kristina had to go to school. kristina looked forward to going to school, but she was disappointed. they did more than having lunch and play with the other children. they had to write numbers and words, words that didn't make people do stuff. kristina liked it better when the words made people do stuff. kristina liked it when people did stuff.
not-so-little-but-still-pretty-small kristina has now grown into medium kristina. medium kristina is not at all a medium kristina, but a short one.
medium kristina loves music. music is medium kristina's favourite thing. she likes to listen to music, but she also likes to make music. she plays guitar, bass guitar and sings. she used to play piano and violin too, but she hated it.
medium kristina also loves her friends, and she's pretty sure they like her too. they eat her food, borrow her stuff, but they don't put her video tapes and casettes on the floor.
one day, medium kristina hopes to grow into a big kristina.
kristina still likes it when people do stuff.
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