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Tiger's-Eye

A Face Is A Terrible Thing To Waste..

Created on 2003-04-04 04:19:26 (#985357), last updated 2003-05-31

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Name:Tiger's-Eye
Location:Dead Moon Circus Tent, India
Website:Dead Moon Circus Bar
Bio
What am I supposed to say? I'm SURE you've heard of me, anyway.

I'm Tiger's-Eye, leader of the mighty Amazon Trio. I'm the world's GREATEST whip-master and I've got a beautifully-lovely face to go along with it. Not to mention my perfect butt...

The Great Dead Moon only knows why the hell I'm here--but Hawk's-Eye had the idea that finding targets over this "internet" contraption would be much more efficient than wasting time relying on a stupid flying eyeball.

Crap to Zirconia, that crabby old crone! Now, I can just chat up girls online while sitting around in my tiger-printed thong, with a shot of booze in one hand, and that "mouse" gadget in the other (take THAT, Fish.) I no longer have to worry about getting dolled up for DUDS who don't have Pegasus in their dreams, nor, rasping my precious skin while disposing of annoying PUMPKINS in BAD SAILOR SUITS.

Ah. This IS the life!
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