18 July 2009 @ 08:56 pm
back when i had a body i had mad game with the bitches  
I spent most of today finally watching "A Very Potter Musical", which I had seen mentioned a few times on my flist. At first I was irritated by the low sound/picture quality and not that dazzled by the humour, but after the first one or two parts I was quite enthralled.



If you haven't seen it and want to kill two hours in slow tiny YouTube-sized increments over the next little while, the first part is here.

And since it would apparently be heresy for me to make three posts in a row solely about Harry Potter, I also bring you a poll about Torchwood/Doctor Who because judging by fics on Teaspoon everyone disagrees with me.
Poll #1431687
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 36

Emo post-COE Jack runs into emo post-JE Ten while they both traverse the universe in an emo fashion. Which of the following would no doubt occur?

View Answers
They hold each other and have a good cry
0 (0.0%)
The Doctor bribes the bouncers at all his favourite clubs to keep Jack out
0 (0.0%)
The Doctor actively avoids Jack while Jack actively searches for the Doctor
2 (5.6%)
They eat ice cream out of the tub and watch 'The Notebook' together
0 (0.0%)
They have an argument over whose emo is more legitimate
0 (0.0%)
Jack shows the Doctor his wallet-sized photo if Ianto, and the Doctor recalls seeing Ianto crying under a table in Doomsday
0 (0.0%)
They have an awkward run-in at WalMart when they both reach for the last copy of the Snow Patrol CD
1 (2.8%)
Jack tries to invite himself onto the TARDIS and is refuted more heartily than Christina was
0 (0.0%)
There is an incredibly awkward moment when Jack invites the Doctor to meet his new girlfriend, Jenny
0 (0.0%)
They agree to travel together because ~no one else understands their pain~
1 (2.8%)
They make giant scrapbooks of Ianto and Rose, respectively
0 (0.0%)
They have an emotional and open heart-to-heart about their FEELINGS and their ANGST and blowing up your grandkids
0 (0.0%)
Jack punches out the Doctor for ~turning away in shame~ and not checking his voicemail
1 (2.8%)
The Doctor continues to act like a wholly disinterested father figure and Jack goes crying to his room to listen to Simple Plan and chat with Draco Malfoy
1 (2.8%)
I am appalled that Kali is making light of their horrible inner turmoil
0 (0.0%)

 
 
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~cait: wanderin' free  wish I could betheepiccek on July 19th, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)
HDU make it so hard to choose so few.
i love your posts. for srs they are one of my fav things on LJ ♥
Kali_thirty2flavors on July 19th, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
Wellll I didn't give you a limit!

Aw why thank you. It often feels like I am talking about nothing and boring everyone in sight.
erateinierateini on July 19th, 2009 02:32 am (UTC)
Ha! It figures that they <3 Snow Patrol...XD
Kali_thirty2flavors on July 19th, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
Of course they do! Jack probably because he saw it on the Doctor's iPod, but still.
demented & sad, but socialpapilio_luna on July 19th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)
Right now I'm mostly going with the Doctor seeing Jack crying into his hypervodka and going "OHSHI—" and getting in the TARDIS tout de suite.
Kali_thirty2flavors on July 19th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
That is mostly what I figure too, though I couldn't figure out how to succintly state it in one option.

But I guess the authors of Teaspoon disagree with me, and it makes me lol. Not in a bad way, really, just in a... "Ha ha, Jack" sort ofway. I don't know, I find Ten's apparent complete disinterest in Jack to be hysterical.
demented & sad, but socialpapilio_luna on July 19th, 2009 03:36 am (UTC)
The thing I find hilarious is that clearly the most logical ship in all the Whoniverse is Doctor/Jack, yet... I just can't bring myself to ship it, nor can the show runners, quite obviously. I think perhaps that that amount of emo manpain would cause a gravitational singularity that would swallow most of the universe.
Kali: voice of a nightingale_thirty2flavors on July 19th, 2009 03:41 am (UTC)
Doctor/Jack is one of those ships that makes me giggle a bit, mostly because I just can't see the canon support for it even if I squint and tilt my head. Well, that is to say I can't see the canon support for the Doctor ever being more than vaguely conscious of Jack's existence, Jack has obviously been pining for some time. Same sort of reason I can't really get behind Martha/Doctor, either, Ten's just such a dick to both of them all the time, lol.
demented & sad, but socialpapilio_luna on July 19th, 2009 03:44 am (UTC)
Welll... I must confess there was 5 minutes there where I was feeling that ship. That scene in Utopia where they're talking through the door and Jack is exposing himself to whatever testicle-shrinking radiation. That scene is *hot*.

But I just meant logical as in they're both immortal and they both spend all their time whinging about how they're immortal and no one else is and they'll both always be ~*alone*~ woe. And i just want to take them both aside and be like, "Um, you know you're not the only immortal in the universe."
Frances: DW - Ten - alien threatgoldy_dollar on July 19th, 2009 03:37 am (UTC)
THE EMOTIONAL HEART-TO-HEART ONE, KALI. I'LL PICK IT EVERY TIME.

Hahaha, both reaching for the last Snow Patrol CD.
Kali: the oncoming storm_thirty2flavors on July 19th, 2009 03:40 am (UTC)
APPARENTLY SO WOULD MANY OTHER PEOPLE!

Frances: DW - Ten - Adorable ear tuggoldy_dollar on July 19th, 2009 03:44 am (UTC)
I mean, I really think the only reason why Ten II deigns to talk to Jack at all in my fic is... because... Rose makes him. And he wants to have sex again.

WITHOUT THAT BIT OF ENCOURAGEMENT, HE'S BASICALLY TURNING ON HIS HEEL AND RUNNING BACK INTO THE TARDIS.
erateinierateini on July 19th, 2009 03:55 am (UTC)
Doctor: No sexy time with Rose!? Oh noes!....Hiyaaa Jack!!!

Jack: *clings* to Ten ii...Oh you want me,you has me!

Doctor:ROOOSE!!!!
I'm A Divasilencing on July 19th, 2009 04:43 am (UTC)
I'm so glad you've watched it! I can't get enough of it really! And yes the sound is quite annoying at times, but it's worth it in the end.

And honesly, I can't decide between Voldemort, Draco or Dumbledore.
Kali_thirty2flavors on July 19th, 2009 12:45 pm (UTC)
Omg it's so great, I watched it all yesterday and I've already rewatched random parts.

I love pretty much the entire cast. Snape is great too, and I love the way Ron's always eating something.
nothing but the rainwild_sibyl on July 19th, 2009 01:58 pm (UTC)
Luckily I do have a two hours to kills so I will watch this harry potter musical you speak of. I haven't read any of the Torchwood fic yet, I was saving it for a rainy day of lulzy glee. But... idk why people are taking Torchwood so seriously. I mean isn't that kind of the appeal of Torchwood... that it's sort of horrible and cheezy? Ugh, I don't know whether to laugh or cry (out of fear and slight revulsion) at the idea of Doctor and Jack angsting together. I think I will laugh.
Kali: the oncoming storm_thirty2flavors on July 20th, 2009 02:13 am (UTC)
Did you watch it? I thouhgt it was quite fab, I keep rewatching random parts for the lolz

I am pretty sure Ten doesn't want anything more to do with Jack after COE than he did before COE. Probably less. It'd be like looking in an angsty mirror.
Lizbazcat89 on July 19th, 2009 03:03 pm (UTC)
LIRL LIRL

you know where I stand on this issue. (the Jack one, obvs; not the youtube one)

And I see that all the awesome people have selected the "bouncers" option. All is well.

Edited at 2009-07-19 03:07 pm (UTC)
Ing: donna | good/badhysteriagalore on July 19th, 2009 04:59 pm (UTC)
Is the musical good enough to keep you occupied until you see the new movie?

Also: Yay silly!poll. I only just "returned" to fichunting on Teaspoon and saw that the new trend are CoE reaction fics. D: I actually preferred fluffy Rose/Doctor LOLfics, never thought I'd say that.
Kali_thirty2flavors on July 20th, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)
IT TOTALLY IS!

I read one the other day where Rose was so determined to get back to Ten that she was like, destroying universes, so Cloen shot her with her own BFG and then killed himself. ......
Ing: donna | hee!hysteriagalore on July 21st, 2009 01:49 pm (UTC)
WOO!

Apart from the obvious lulz at the assumption that Cloen miraculously loves guns now and doesn't love Rose or himself, how amazing to have Rose turn into Davros 1.2 because she wants to get back to Ten. Ahaha, that's just amazingly bad. Nice way to completely disregard the characters and an entire season, I approve.

ILU crazy fandom, don't change I'll get so bored if you do.
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