Dear 
afterthree,
Wishing you a particularly happy birthday seems somewhat self-serving because you are me. I am going to do it anyway.
Because I am you I have great insight into the things you enjoy. Obviously. BEHOLD:
Horse wrangling. This is what it was like, I am sure. Also what it WILL be like when I start my journey of horse-wrangling.
Also, barbershop music. This is totally logical because my grandfather used to be a baritone in a barbershop quartet. IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.
You also like Harry Potter, obviously, because that is how we met. Here is a very realistic rendition of what Harry Potter looked like in JKR's mind's eye.
Also, sushi. Since One also likes sushi I guess my own disdain for it is some kind of weird regenerative fluke. Normally I would argue that by "fluke" I mean "improvement" but since it is your birthday I will let it slide.
Tea is great for synapses.
You also like Barney/Robin because there is nothing more beautiful than the relationship between a gun-toting Canadian and a womanizer.
You like choreographed song-and-dance drug busts (and possibly that David Tennant fellow).
You like beating out sambas.
You appreciate the Awesome that is Donna Noble and DoctorDonnaFriends.
...and also riding segways in the basements of secret evil corporations run by giant spiders on your wedding day/Christmas eve.
And you ESPECIALLY love Torchwood and John Barrowman's acting.
In conclusion, obviously my encyclopedic knowledge of things you love stands as further proof that we are the same person.
afterthree,Wishing you a particularly happy birthday seems somewhat self-serving because you are me. I am going to do it anyway.
Because I am you I have great insight into the things you enjoy. Obviously. BEHOLD:
Horse wrangling. This is what it was like, I am sure. Also what it WILL be like when I start my journey of horse-wrangling.
Also, barbershop music. This is totally logical because my grandfather used to be a baritone in a barbershop quartet. IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.
You also like Harry Potter, obviously, because that is how we met. Here is a very realistic rendition of what Harry Potter looked like in JKR's mind's eye.
Also, sushi. Since One also likes sushi I guess my own disdain for it is some kind of weird regenerative fluke. Normally I would argue that by "fluke" I mean "improvement" but since it is your birthday I will let it slide.
Tea is great for synapses.
You also like Barney/Robin because there is nothing more beautiful than the relationship between a gun-toting Canadian and a womanizer.
You like choreographed song-and-dance drug busts (and possibly that David Tennant fellow).
You like beating out sambas.
You appreciate the Awesome that is Donna Noble and DoctorDonnaFriends.
...and also riding segways in the basements of secret evil corporations run by giant spiders on your wedding day/Christmas eve.
And you ESPECIALLY love Torchwood and John Barrowman's acting.
In conclusion, obviously my encyclopedic knowledge of things you love stands as further proof that we are the same person.
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