05 June 2009 @ 02:20 pm
SQUIRREL  
Yesterday goldy_dollar and I saw "Up". It was very cute and I cried, which was probably a positive step towards convincing Frances I am not a Cylon. The talking dogs were the best part but I accept that because talking dogs are AWESOME. Whatever, princess movies, 101 Dalmatians ftw. I also took the last possible bus home and during it some creepy drunk old man came on to me. Hurrah! Unfortunately for him he will have to join the queue of creepy old men who want some of this.

I also stole from Frances "The Story of Martha" (self-explanatory) and "Winner Takes All" (Nine and Rose). It occurs to me that the Doctor Who books are kind of very hilarious but only a truly deranged branch of us are brave enough to read them, so I might do some summary/review things for lulz. And for people like lacunaz who want to see Gandhi in the TARDIS but not for the price of $14.50. Also, I just really really like summarising things. I don't know, I have strange passions.

Poll #1411590 fandom names are v. srs
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 77

My prefered method of referring to that character from Journey's End is...

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10.5
10 (13.7%)
Ten2
8 (11.0%)
Ten II
27 (37.0%)
TenToo
1 (1.4%)
Handy
16 (21.9%)
Cloen
3 (4.1%)
blue!Ten
1 (1.4%)
HORRIBLE PLOT DEVICE THAT RUINED MY SHIP FOREVERRRR
5 (6.8%)
human Ten
2 (2.7%)
John Smith
0 (0.0%)

Kali needs to shut up about Doctor Who and post more stuff about

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The Office
1 (1.9%)
Harry Potter (REMEMBER WHEN YOU LIKED THAT?)
2 (3.8%)
Merlin
2 (3.8%)
Star Trek
3 (5.7%)
Her actual life because I care for some inexplicable reason
0 (0.0%)
Voting in this poll is futile because I know Kali will ignore this anyway
9 (17.0%)
The Big Bang Theory which she is only half-finished
0 (0.0%)
How I Met Your Mother because it is awesome
3 (5.7%)
 
 
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Lizbazcat89 on June 5th, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)
So they're like, Cylon + Cyberman lovechild?

THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL
THE LOSER HAS TO FALL
umm yes. it is so canon. it's just a fact

Do you knwo who the girl is?
Kali: rose tyler -- defender of the earth_thirty2flavors on June 5th, 2009 07:50 pm (UTC)
Sort of yeah. If you kill one it's hard to figure out if it's an android or not because they're made of flesh and blood and stuff, and you have to do ~empathy tests~ to see if they're human or not. And by that I mean you have to like measure their heartrate and shit because they can fake it psychologically and stuff. IDK it was a good book.

No. Facebook says she goes to U of O but I've never heard of her. We think she works at the pool with him.
Lizbazcat89 on June 5th, 2009 07:52 pm (UTC)
I feel like Torchwood raped the plots of that book and BSG for that epside where those weird programmed humanoid things who didn't know they were robots attacked stuff

you guys should stalk her, like the plot of a really bad teen movie
Kali: partners in crime_thirty2flavors on June 5th, 2009 07:57 pm (UTC)
OMG YES IT'S LIKE THAT. Some of the androids don't know they're androids and it's all fucked up. I loves me some dystopian fiction.

YES that is totally a rational decision! At first Candice thought it was my friend Celeste. But Celeste is dating Jonathan Swift (no srsly, and there IS a relation).
Lizbazcat89 on June 5th, 2009 08:06 pm (UTC)
CRAZY TORCHWOOD, STEALIN PLOTS
whatever happened to that plotline, anyway? Didn't the entire concept just stop does Jack pretended to do something super clever and outer spacey?

You should draft Brittany Snow to stalk him and the new gf for you.
Kali_thirty2flavors on June 5th, 2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
I have NO IDEA what happened to that plotline, good question.

I am reading ~The Story of Martha~ and a bunch of the Master's goons are going on about how sexy she is, using the word "sexy". I'm kind of impressed, usually these books don't stray outside of G-rated territory.
Lizbazcat89 on June 5th, 2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
The UNIT goons?
Sexy. Wow. That's like NC-17 as far as those books are concerned.
Kali_thirty2flavors on June 5th, 2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
No they're like um... they're called UCF, I forget what it stands for already, Something Containment Force or something.

IKR? Then I remembered Ten uses "sexy" in TCI and felt kind of stupid. BUT THIS IS "SEXY" IN THE CONTEXT OF CREEPY GOON RAPE. THAT'S TOTALLY NC17.
Lizbazcat89 on June 5th, 2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
CREEPY GOON RAPE IS TOTES NC-17

ugh now i'm getting flashbacks to Davros's grossness at Rose
ICKICKICK

Edited at 2009-06-05 08:43 pm (UTC)
Kali_thirty2flavors on June 5th, 2009 08:46 pm (UTC)
UGH DNW DNW DNW

HE ONLY AHS ONE FUNCTIONING HAND ANYWAY I DON'T EVEN
Lizbazcat89 on June 5th, 2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
ASUBGRBEIOW EW EW EW EW EW NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT IT KALI DNW

god i hate it when my brain remembers this shit