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_thirty2flavors
10 February 2009 @ 11:28 pm
these are the kinds of things i discuss with liz  

_thirty2flavors: and then the doctor and edward would just be in a corner being emo bastards
bazcat89: they would hang with s2!Jim being all OOOHHH ______ MY BRILLIANT METEOR
_thirty2flavors: dwight would give them ehll for it
bazcat89: and then they would all cry
_thirty2flavors: and the master, despite wanting to lulz at edward and the doctor, would dislike dwight a lot
_thirty2flavors: dwight is too srs bsnss
_thirty2flavors: the master would also seduce kelly y/y
bazcat89: and she would think it was cute
_thirty2flavors: she would be charmed~ by his britishness
_thirty2flavors: ...and.. also..his charm
bazcat89: HE IS SO BRITISH
bazcat89: THAT IS SO CUTE
bazcat89: ACCENTS ARE SO HOT
bazcat89: RYAN DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCENT
_thirty2flavors: IT'S LIKE MR DARCY, THE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ONE
_thirty2flavors: OR FROM BRIDGET JONES' DIARY
bazcat89: I WAS WATCHING A TV SHOW ONCE, AND THERE WAS A GUY WITH AN ACCENT, AND HE WAS SOOOO HOT
_thirty2flavors: and the doctor would try to like, warn her away from him and she'd just be like WHATEVERRR while secretly revelling in the attention
bazcat89: she'd be like OH MY GOD YOU ARE SOOOO SKINNY
bazcat89: and then he'd just be like "....."
bazcat89: "Yes."
_thirty2flavors: barney and the master would end up like
_thirty2flavors: warring over kelly
bazcat89: and Jim would give the cameras the OMGWTF look in between sobs
_thirty2flavors: /LIRL/ IN BETWEEN SOBS
_thirty2flavors: jim, edward and the doctor secretly watch the notebook together while eating icecream out of the tub
bazcat89: and titanic
_thirty2flavors: ...except for edward
_thirty2flavors: or edward eats it
_thirty2flavors: and is like
_thirty2flavors: OH I WILL HAVE TO VOMIT THIS UP LATER
_thirty2flavors: MY LIFE IS A SHAM
bazcat89: edward would love titanic
_thirty2flavors: shit yeah he would
_thirty2flavors: the doctor would bitch about any historical innaccuracies
_thirty2flavors: and be like i WAS THERE THAT DID NOT HAPPEN
bazcat89: jim would be like "yeah i watched that once at 3am"
_thirty2flavors: and then they would kick him out for the remaining 2 hours
bazcat89: and the master would be like PUSSIES
_thirty2flavors: the master replaces their dvd with a video of 2 girls 1 cup
_thirty2flavors: edward in particular is revolted
bazcat89: THIS IS DESPICABLE
bazcat89: THOSE TWO FALLEN WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE EXPLOITED FOR CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT
_thirty2flavors: dwight is unimpressed
_thirty2flavors: in a "please, i have seen a wild boar give birth and eat the placenta" way
bazcat89: ONCE I SAW A BEAR PASS A DROPPING THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF THAT
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~cait: an unhealthy escape from realitytheepiccek on February 11th, 2009 04:37 am (UTC)
I love the stuff you two talk about :D
Kali_thirty2flavors on February 11th, 2009 04:43 am (UTC)
hahahaa I am glad!
Liz: this day is BANANASbazcat89 on February 11th, 2009 04:38 am (UTC)
We make me laugh so hard.

my friend just likened this to a That 70's Show pot circle discussion

we have reached that level of epic

Edited at 2009-02-11 04:40 am (UTC)
Kali_thirty2flavors on February 11th, 2009 04:41 am (UTC)
LIRL

WE HAVE REACHED THE LEVEL OF... HIGH CONVERSATIONS WITHOUT ACTUALLY BEING HIGH?
Lizbazcat89 on February 11th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC)
YES. THIS IS KNOWN AS "AWESOMER THAN EVERYONE"
Christinacallmepatsy on February 11th, 2009 04:40 am (UTC)
Okay, I may have too much free time, but y'all REALLY have too much free time.
Lizbazcat89 on February 11th, 2009 04:41 am (UTC)
oh plz you've spent waaay more time on epic hijacks
Kali_thirty2flavors on February 11th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC)
Welll we didn't really waste any more time than we would've been wasting if we'd been discussing something intellectual.
Lizbazcat89 on February 11th, 2009 04:44 am (UTC)
It's true.

Although all the intellectual things we discuss eventually become ridiculous anyway.
Kali_thirty2flavors on February 11th, 2009 04:45 am (UTC)
I could've left the timestamps in, only like... 10 minutes elapses.
Lizbazcat89 on February 11th, 2009 04:49 am (UTC)
Yeah, our soberly high conversations don't take a very long time
i like flag shirts on louis tomlinsonmiss_mady on February 11th, 2009 04:52 am (UTC)
LMFAO JIM WOULD GIVE THE WTF FACE BETWEEN SOBS
Kali: kelly kapoor: undeniable bamf_thirty2flavors on February 11th, 2009 04:54 am (UTC)
I can picture it pretty clearly, just kind of sobbing and WTFing at the same time.
i like flag shirts on louis tomlinson: act | jenna ; glowmiss_mady on February 11th, 2009 04:54 am (UTC)
OH JIM SO PREDICTABLE.
Kali_thirty2flavors on February 11th, 2009 04:56 am (UTC)
He has to keep face for the camera!
Anya: Mastererethesunrises on February 11th, 2009 05:14 am (UTC)
I want to have conversations like this with you now. XD
michelemiss_mishi on February 11th, 2009 06:44 am (UTC)
Is this what would happen if the characters in our h_e apps actually met? Because I'm sorry, Barney would have Kelly in bed in UNDER 10 minutes, tops.
Kali_thirty2flavors on February 11th, 2009 01:25 pm (UTC)
I trimmed the begining part of this conversation, but it started with us (or rather me, since Liz doesn't know Barney) talking about how Barney and the Master would be epic bff.

at least until barney figures out he's an evil alien.
Rach: rob and kristenshmobeline on February 11th, 2009 07:01 am (UTC)
Haha. 'MY LIFE IS A SHAM!'
Annissaannissa on February 11th, 2009 07:36 am (UTC)
LOL I want to have a conversation like that!
young and recklessmybabyangel on February 11th, 2009 09:20 am (UTC)
_thirty2flavors: or edward eats it
_thirty2flavors: and is like
_thirty2flavors: OH I WILL HAVE TO VOMIT THIS UP LATER
_thirty2flavors: MY LIFE IS A SHAM

I lolled. Like, a lot.
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