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23 January 2009 @ 03:09 pm
Important Things  
...Which I Have Established With Various Sources, Including callmepatsy and bazcat89:


  • Dwight Schrute runs a serious, discussion-oriented Harry Potter livejournal community with Edward Cullen.
  • Generally they disagree on most things, though; Dwight is in it for the plot, but Edward is in it for the shipping.
  • ...Edward leaves the community after the release of The Half-Blood Prince, because Ron is lewd, foul-mouthed and disrespectful of women, and Ginny is a tart. One is not meant to have so many relations prior to finding one's soulmate.
  • The Doctor was banned from this community early on due to his tendency to "accidentally" post spoilers.
  • ...sometimes several books early.
  • In his anger and defiance of rules, he also got Martha's account banned. Martha was more upset over the fact that he might find her filtered entries in which she complains about his wangsting over Rose.
  • The Doctor and Edward become fast friends during series 3/New Moon.
  • ...even though they each think the other is a whiny, emo bitch.
  • The Master intentionally posts spoilers without cuts. For everything. All the time.
  • Dwight discredits all of these spoilers as "ridiculous" and "impossible" and "an insult to the writers". When they turn out to be true, a small part of his soul dies.
  • The Master is this guy. He wears this shirt to the major releases of all the movies involved. M Night Shyamalan is his favourite director.
  • Most importantly, the Master leaked Midnight Sun.


Discuss.
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Christinacallmepatsy on January 23rd, 2009 08:40 pm (UTC)
Yes. Trufax.
inksplotched on January 23rd, 2009 08:56 pm (UTC)
AMAZING.
Kali: better with two_thirty2flavors on January 23rd, 2009 10:18 pm (UTC)
ISN'T IT

the midnight sun is my favourite part tbh
Lizbazcat89 on January 23rd, 2009 09:00 pm (UTC)
We are so awesome.

Although we do need more posts like these for our 75 other elaborate theories.
Kali: partners in crime_thirty2flavors on January 23rd, 2009 10:19 pm (UTC)
I know sometimes I'm just too lazy to compile them.
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Christinacallmepatsy on January 23rd, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
...sometimes several books early.

I love this because I can totally see him posting "SIRIUS DIES *emowangstflail*!" and it's like, book one and everyone is like "Who the fuck is Sirius?"
Kali_thirty2flavors on January 23rd, 2009 10:20 pm (UTC)
EXACTLY

or like, just after POA he's all THAT SCENE IN THE FOREST WHERE LILY, JAMES, REMUS AND SIRIUS COME BACK FORM THE DEAD WAS SO POWERFUL
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Fangirlosaurus Rex: drwho - aaaaaah!hibernate on January 23rd, 2009 09:16 pm (UTC)
...even though they each think the other is a whiny, emo bitch.

*gigglesnort*
Kali: does it need saying?_thirty2flavors on January 23rd, 2009 11:08 pm (UTC)
Oh it's true. Because Edward thinks the Doctor's love for Rose could never, EVER even begin to compare in scale, depth or purity to his own love for Bella, and the Doctor at least has the dignity to try and get himself killed while saving the universe, not just by sparkling in Italy.
Hugh Jackman.: gossip grill - rainbowkatebert on January 23rd, 2009 09:59 pm (UTC)
hahahah that was awesome
Kali: o canada_thirty2flavors on January 23rd, 2009 10:18 pm (UTC)
i AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT BB
Lizbazcat89 on January 23rd, 2009 10:16 pm (UTC)
Also, this is the Doctor's userpic:
Kali_thirty2flavors on January 23rd, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
idk I'm partial to the pixelated rose... OMFG HE HAS GUL'S ICON OMFG
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Annissaannissa on January 23rd, 2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
SO TRUE.

Kali_thirty2flavors on January 23rd, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
ISN'T IT THOUGH?
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~caittheepiccek on January 24th, 2009 12:47 am (UTC)
IT IS SO OBVIOUS NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH!!!
Kali_thirty2flavors on January 24th, 2009 01:12 am (UTC)
I KNOW. WE ONCE WERE BLIND ETC.
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Eos: *wins*firstlightofeos on January 24th, 2009 01:07 am (UTC)
...This is kind of made of epic win. I love you all.
Kali: voice of a nightingale_thirty2flavors on January 24th, 2009 01:18 am (UTC)
I am glad! ...Particularly that there is someone else famiiliar enough with all of these to understand our particular brand of madness.
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Christy Corr: Jive!christycorr on January 24th, 2009 01:32 am (UTC)
*dies*
Eos: *smirk*firstlightofeos on January 24th, 2009 01:35 am (UTC)
We've decided that Dwight has a wiki. And is like you except to the nth. And then he makes himself the only person who can edit it because everyone is always wrong.
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Swarles Barkleyemerald_caprice on January 24th, 2009 01:54 am (UTC)
I just... I effing love you guys.
Kali: team tardis: awesome edition_thirty2flavors on January 24th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
Ahahaha, why thank you!
Frances: DW - Ten - dorkygoldy_dollar on January 24th, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
The Doctor and Edward become fast friends during series 3/New Moon.
...even though they each think the other is a whiny, emo bitch.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Okay, next you guys are going to post transcripts of their conversations, right? Thanks. :D
Kali: voice of a nightingale_thirty2flavors on January 24th, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
I think it would be an amazing... ..fic... thing, their various livejournal posts. I think Edward would type all in lowercase, and the Doctor would probably write those one-line posts where the comments have been disabled, and Martha would have all these filtered entries about how irritated she is by the Doctor's angsty one-liners, but without explicitly stating it. Like, "Some people keep flooding my flist..."
Adeadduck008 on January 24th, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)
HAHA THE DOCTOR. EPIC.
Kali: daughter of london_thirty2flavors on January 24th, 2009 03:34 am (UTC)
WHY THANK YOU.
Kellysweetcherrytree on January 24th, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
since you haven't posted a triumphant post on your new layout yet i shall say it here (although I already said it on MSN):

I CAN READ!

and wow the font that the comment box uses is really pretty, good job.
Kali: better with two_thirty2flavors on January 24th, 2009 09:33 pm (UTC)
LIRL

YAY LEGIBILITY! I actually really like this one a lot. Sorry old layout, I have found someone else.

I was considering a triumphant post but I have nothing entertaining to add to it so I've been abstaining.
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