Lol I haven't seen it yet, I'm going on Sunday. But I was texting a friend while she was watching it, and she said that it was gay and the acting wasn't at all very good. But I'll find out on Sunday when I go. Personally, from the previews, I think that they look like they're trying reallly hard to make people like it. If you know what I mean. It doesn't look effortless at all.

See, for me, I don't like Twilight really, so it couldn't disappoint me. I adored Rpattz's Edward, but that might be because I hate Edward so I loved how like.. creepy and self-loathing and socially inept he was, LIRL.

LULZ TWILIGHT.

I should be able to join the circle on Tuesday.
I'm more frightened of the young teenyboppper fangirls than anything, actually, lulz.

lol there were some twelve year olds behind us who were SO EXCITED. It was kind of cute, until I remembered they were excited about Twilight.

It is sadly going to be a week or two until I can join the circle, but when I do I anticipate lulzing like I have never lulzed before.

It is pretty lulz-worthy. Even my theatre seemed to think so, people were loling at the sacred meadow scene.

I will never see this movie. Never, ever ever. Not even for the lulz.

you are stronger than I.

IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING LULZTASTIC

WAS IT EVER, I KIND OF LOVE IT? like, in the same way I like Torchwood

Lullllz. Even the people in my theatre you could tell were hardcore fangirls were laughing at horrible moments of Robert's acting that weren't supposed to be funny. He definitely has the dangerous-constipated look down.

LOL I LOVED RPATTZ'S EDWARD. HE HIGHLIGHTED EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT EDWARD, IT WAS AWESOME. Omfg his face in that bio class was FUCKING HILARIOUS, I DIED.

Daaang. I won't see it at least for a week. :|

But then you get to see it with Runi, which is totally worth the wait

Things that made the movie a) far exceed my expectations, and b) be 5983449584 more tolerable than the awful books:

1. Attractive men.
2. Unintenionally funny moments of bad screenwriting/bad acting/bad camera work.

Whose idea was it to bathe RPattz in glitter for the meadow scene, btw? It looked like show choir. :x

IAWTC.

Omfg he looked sweaty, tbh. As my friend at work said, "I'm pretty sure if he stood shirtless in the streets, people would just think 'that dude looks like he's been running a lot'."

I LAUGHED FOREVER. OMG. EDWARD OR JACOB COMING ON SCREEN EQUALS THEATER SCREAMING. Good God. Lame no-depth story as usual but still entertaining.

My theatre never fangirl screamed, I was a little disappointed, LIRLLL.

I actually liked the kid playing Jacob? WELL DONE SHARKBOY, YOU WIN THIS TIME. lolol @ "THE WOLVES DESCEND" i c wut u did thar

TELL ME ABOUT THE SPARKLES D:

I WON'T SEE THE MOVIE FOR ANOTHER 3 WEEKS AND I'M DYING TO KNOW IF THEY FAILED OR NOT.

THEY WERE HILARIOUS

They were really tiny, not like discoball, but like snow, and it mostly looked like he was just kind of sweaty, /LIRL/

I liked it but saying I love it would be stretching it a bit.

I saw it. :D It was loltastic! Just like the books.

I can't wait to see this shit. It's going to be the highlight of my douchebaggery

it's everything I want it to be and more

Hee! Slow reply but I just got back from seeing Twilulz and I've NEVER felt so old as when I sat in that cinema surrounded by giggling "film critics". I swear I and my mum (the only one I could bribe to see it with me) were the only ones above the age of 15, coincidentally the age limit for the movie here in Sweden.

I had expected it to be worse than it was though. I mean come on! The novels are sooo cheesy on their own never mind actually hearing the lines out loud xD

I feel kind of dirty that I can't ignore the twilight-world though and it only got worse now with the movie being so unintentionally hilarious :D

Ok, so I've been hunting flists for Twilight reactions because I didn't have time before to do all this shiznit, lol, but omfg, did you feel like Edward had a skin disease or something similarly Wacko Jacko-y in the Meadow scene? NOT SEXY AT ALL, wtf. Robert Pattinson's accent kind of fails. It sounded really weird, like he was only speaking English as a second language or something, haha. Cos I was watching out for how it compared to the books, I didn't pay much attention to how it was as a movie, if that makes sense? I thought KStew was Bella-y, and Rpattz was Edward-y (but cooler), and Jacob was a jackass, so it all worked out. Except for the Eric guy. Dude, wtf was up with that. There wasn't even an Eric in the books, and here he's some random Asian dude that gives off gay vibes.

oki'mdone.