NOEL IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
We have family arriving at any minute so I want to post this before I get distracted.
Things that at some point I considered posting for your birthday, and then decided I was incapable of:
So then I decided to draw a picture of us as GIRL (INTERNET) DETECTIVES, searchers of truth and bringers of justice, uncovering the great conspiracies of our time, etc. But we got rid of our printer that had the scanner on it, AND my new computer doesn't have Paint on it so I had to go download a free App. And I tried to draw us. The app had nothing but the paintbrush tool, not even circles or text, and this was the result:
Plz note that I am basing your appearance off Liz's dolls
We are wearing trench coats because that is what girl detectives wear. We are also holding magnifying glasses, but they might also be magic wands. Our expressionless faces hide our ruthless determination to shine the harsh light of truth on frauds. Tumblr sock puppets quake in fear of us and our ability to use logic, Google and Wikipedia.
Liz suggested I go to DollDivine and make better Girl Detective dolls, adn I thought about it, but a) I don't understand DollDivine at all what is anything, I could make you a pony???? b) I did not want to steal Liz's thunder, so you have my beautifully hand-crafted picture alone. I hope it is sufficient.
We have family arriving at any minute so I want to post this before I get distracted.
Things that at some point I considered posting for your birthday, and then decided I was incapable of:
- ~Delena~ fic, but I have not really seen the show and would not want to do them wrong in your eyes. This also applies to: Tony/Pepper, Brian/Justin, pretty much every ship you have tbh
- Bee fic, but honestly Bee is the funniest fic all on her own without help from me
- Fic about us as bringers of truth busting in on Bee -- but Bee is the funniest fic all on her own without our help
So then I decided to draw a picture of us as GIRL (INTERNET) DETECTIVES, searchers of truth and bringers of justice, uncovering the great conspiracies of our time, etc. But we got rid of our printer that had the scanner on it, AND my new computer doesn't have Paint on it so I had to go download a free App. And I tried to draw us. The app had nothing but the paintbrush tool, not even circles or text, and this was the result:
Plz note that I am basing your appearance off Liz's dolls
We are wearing trench coats because that is what girl detectives wear. We are also holding magnifying glasses, but they might also be magic wands. Our expressionless faces hide our ruthless determination to shine the harsh light of truth on frauds. Tumblr sock puppets quake in fear of us and our ability to use logic, Google and Wikipedia.
Liz suggested I go to DollDivine and make better Girl Detective dolls, adn I thought about it, but a) I don't understand DollDivine at all what is anything, I could make you a pony???? b) I did not want to steal Liz's thunder, so you have my beautifully hand-crafted picture alone. I hope it is sufficient.
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