Thank You - Jay-Z

My journal

Heidi Montag proves that she is an inspiration to all of those who dream to make an engaging music video. Take note, kids! This perfection only comes around every once in awhile.



I highly suggest watching this masterpiece in high quality to fully take in the greatness.

Their love is so pure that it simply brought a tear to my eye.

Technically, I was going to make my triumphant return to this journal on its one year anniversary of abandonment, but I'm bored and it's 4.00am and I have a link to that Twilight film that every 12 year old adores.

Get your Twilight here! It's broken up into 12 parts.

Damn. I wish I could twinkle like a diamond and have someone think I'm beautiful. I was seriously expecting his face to transform into some hideous vulture when he hit the sunlight. Doesn't make sense to have that when you could have a vampire that looks like a disco ball.

This film made me miss my beloved True Blood even more. Just having Bill pronounce Sookie's name is better than the entire Twilight film.



See? Totes is!

My Resolutions were revolving around losing weight, getting a second job, destroying rainbows and leprechauns (greedy little things. But they do look fashionable in their outfits). But I realized, I just want to be me - and happy with me - and that's enough.

Which beats the hell out of just beating the hell out of someone's face.

Now, I'm going to go back to sleep and hope my stomach stops feeling like there's an angry dancing Bret inside.

I'm really digging this song:



And these are my Paris pics that no one but my Mom saw because I'm a lazy ass and didn't feel like uploading them or printing them out. And if I magically pull loads of money out my hiney, I'll be going to Prague next year. Uh, hopefully. To Praha or bust!

Oh. My. Fucking. Word. Heroes

( spoilers for tonights episode )

This show blows my mind.

So. I didn't die. Well not yet. Currently, I'm in freakin' Paris, France. Dude, still can't believe that I'm here. I'm going to be home in about 2 days - back to New Jersey and back to school :( But for now, I'm chilling in front of a sandwich shop eating a Chedder Panini, drinking my 100th Fanta and loving it all!

( Pictures of some of Paris! )

The battery on the MacBook is dying right now, so I'll talk to you all when I come back home on the weekend.

Maybe possibly Saddam Hussein might be executed by tomorrow. Will the execution pop up on the internet by Sunday, yes or no?

A part of me is all like, "Hell yes!" The other part is all emo and is going "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! He was the only crazy ass motherfucker to take care of crazy ass Iraq." But of course, if in some miracle he somehow regained power, a whole lot of people would be dead. Deader than dead. Like half the country for turning against him.

I know he's a bad, bad man, but do they have to kill him? Can't they just keep him in prison so we could get monthly updates about crazy old Saddam and his wacky ways?

Harry Potter shows that he is more talented than Ron and Hermione put together. HE'S A MODEL, Y'ALL [scroll down to see the pictures]

Watching House and the first few minutes of the show always seem to make me lol. I should probably watch the show all the way through so I could catch the gems of people's eyes and balls exploding.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!

And Mr. Justin Timberlake has a present for all of you:

If there was one Hollywood woman who could make me a lesbian, it's definitely her. And Angelina Jolie. And Halle Berry. And Bryce Dallas Howard. And Amy Sedaris. And Scarlett Johansson. And Uma Thurman. But if Cate got to me first, I would totally go off with her.


( The lovely and enchanting, Cate Blanchett )

Last year I joined a community called embodiment, a website for people who want to write in their paper journals everyday of the year (or at least for most of the year). Because of the site, I found myself constantly writing in my journal. I learned to like writing again and not to just sit in front of my computer and type out words that could be lost if a website or a computer goes down. I adore livejournal, but gosh does it feel refreshing to carry your journal with you everywhere you go and write down feelings you are experiencing there and now.

So hey! You can come and join the community and share pictures of your progress and show off all of your wonderful creative spirits! Membership closes on December 31st.

What are yours? You get extra cookies sprinkled with chocolate if you post the video.

So. I was putzing around LJ like I do and came across this blog called Shakespeare's Sister. And on this blog was a post showing a YouTube clip of a soldier (or contractor) dangling a bottle of water to a bunch of thirsty Iraqi kids and making them run after it.

Sometimes, I just don't know what to think about people.  But committing mass murder on a bunch of stupid ass motherfuckers is becoming a more interesting thought as the days pass by.