The First

TOPIC #428 - Forgot

Uh-oh! You forgot to do something you were supposed to! Now what?

Now what? I forget about it. That's what. Clearly if I forgot to do somethin'. Then obviously it was not of any real importance anyway. Cause anything of any importance would not be easily forgotten. Plus I usually leave it to others to do stuff for me. It's good to have flunkies handlin' mundane issues. Of course, if my underlings fail to do what I expect. Then I would be very miffed. Very annoyed to say the least. For I expect professionalism, and perfection. Nothin' less will be tolerated.

Anyway, I never forget. I have a memory like a steel trap. Super intellect even. I know more than my enemies will ever know. My intellect is beyond what mere mortals could comprehend.

Back to me forgettin' to do somethin'. I just forgot that I have somethin' better to do. And it is none of your business what that somethin' else is. So anyhow, I am off to do whatever. TTFN.

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TOPIC #423 - Inspire

What inspires me is obvious. Seein' that I have a very high opinion of myself. Seein' that I am the best of the best. Better than all the rest. Nobody is better than me. Ergo I inspire myself.

Far as anyone else inspirin' me. Others clearly inspire others. Take Buffy The Vampire Slayer. See clearly inspired an group of young girls to rise up and sacrifice there very lives to fight evil. She inspired her friends to sacrifice their happiness, and their lives for her. Her star crossed lover, broody vampire with a soul, Angel was also an inspiration to those that followed him. Angel inspired others to fight the good fight.

I do feel and see those who inspire. But from my long experience, I find that inspiration is not always a good thing. Many a time in the name of loyalty or for some higher aim of being a hero. Those with more guts than brains are willin' to give up their very lives to save others. Such heroics is beyond my understandin'. I would never give up everythin' to be a so called hero. Guess that's why I am a bad guy. But it is also why I will be around allot longer than everyone else. My indifference will long endure far beyond the here and now. Word.

Word Count: 222


TOPIC #420 - First

Seein' that I am the First. The greatest of all beings known as the First. Think I will just go with talkin' about myself. And okay, there is nothing new about me talkin' about myself. Some may not like me yappin' on and on about myself. But since I am the greatest thing before or since the Internet. It is too damn hard not to talk about how super I am.

And unlike most others. I like bein' me. I don't have to worry about all the stupid things humans fear. Likewise, I am not self-conscious, or hung up on things like looks. And I don't care what others think of me. People really waste too much time worrin' about such irrelevant things. I'm free to do whatever I want. Free to go anywhere, and do anything. Unrestrained by any cultural mores. I have no moral guidelines. No moral restrains to limit my fun.

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Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 190

Who is your favorite fictional family?

If one was talking about real families, and not fictional ones. I'd say the pantheon of Greek gods. Zeus, Hera, Hercules, Poseidon, Eros, Aphrodite, Aries, and Athena. Once oh so very real. But despite being powerful, they are now thought of as antiquated myths and legends. And are remembered as caricatures of their true godly selves. Portrayed as a very dysfunctional and self-destructive fictional family on various television shows and cartoons.

Back on topic. In terms of fictional families. There have been many fictional families over the history of historyness. Like the Robinson family shipwrecked in the East Indies. And another Robinson family Lost In Space. Also some goofy family that took Alf in when he crash landed on Earth. But since I don't even remember their names. They can't possibly be that good. There was also the Henderson family that took in a hairy bigfoot named Harry. But I just liked Harry and not the Henderson's. So screw the Henderson's.

Uh, anyhow, over the past several decades, there has only been one truly unique and unusual fictional family that appeared on tv. Out of all the fictional families from books, radio, tv, or movies. I'd have to go with the Addams Family. And not just cause I like creepy, scary, and weird. Well okay that is probably the main reasons I like them best. Unlike other families that have appeared on tv and in the movies. They had real Addams Family Values. All other families suck in comparison to them. Most other families are just too boring, dull, and nice. Even the Munsters, who was supposed to be monsters, was usually way too friendly and huggable. Plus how can you not love a disembodied hand as a main character on a show. Hands make for really cool characters.

So to sum things up. My favorite fictional family is the Addams Family. The Addams Family beats every other family in awesomeness. They totally have the Itt factor. Get it. Itt. Cousin Itt was the name of a hairy relative on the show. Uh, nevermind.

theatrical_muse: Topic #418
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 263

Shortcut.

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theatrical_muse: Topic #414
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 246

Fear

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theatrical_muse: Topic #411
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 286

Awkward.

One might call me somewhat of an expert on awkwardness. Due to the many years of experience I have interacting with people. I've learned that most people feel awkward at one point or another. Even when people try to act cool. They usually fail miserably. In all honesty, most people are not cool. That is why there is only one Spike. Only one cool Spike, anyway. And only one Fonz. Only one Elvis. While everyone else falls short in the cool department.

But that's what makes humans, so very human. They are never gonna be cool. They know they will never be cool. But that doesn't stop them from trying. Yet no matter how hard they try. They still can't help messing up their lives. Can't help but being awkward, clumsy, and foolish screw ups.

However, that is one of the things I like most about people. It is how desperately they try to hide who they truly are. How people try so very hard not to embarrass themselves. But no matter how hard one tries to be someone their not. Eventually the truth comes out. Cause nobody can hide from their true nature forever.

Uh, anyway. I'm starting to feel awkward talking about this awkward subject. So think I'll quit while I'm ahead. And just leave it at being awkward is not evil. But it's not exactly good either. It's just blah.

theatrical_muse: Topic #408
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 234

A good day.

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theatrical_muse: Topic #404
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 365

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theatrical_muse: Topic #401
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 343

Laughter

I have a wicked sense of humor. Emphasis on the wicked. Laughter is one of the few things I enjoy. I laugh at the misfortune of others. I enjoy the politics of personal destruction. I enjoy the laughter from gossip and rumors. And others would be wise to learn that all they can do is learn to laugh at themselves. Like Angel and Spike can only laugh at being cursed vampires with soul. Buffy, Faith, and a thousand other girls can only laugh at becoming Vampire Slayers. Willow and Tara can only laugh at being born a Wicca. Xander can only laugh at being born Xander. And what's his name can only laugh at being born a geek. For they have no power over their fate. Mortals are victims of their time and of the circumstances they are born into. They can either accept the hand that fate has dealt. They can laugh in the face of fate. Or they can curl up in ball and give up.

I've seen allot of humans. Most people I do not care to know. Most are dull and uninteresting. Far too many wasting away their lives working in boring jobs. Most too afraid to ever take any risks. Too afraid to ever really live. The select few who get my attention. The risk takers. The dare devils. The adventures. The heroes and villains. The ones who stand out from the crowd. Well they are the ones who make me laugh. And whether they make me laugh for good or bad reasons. In the end it does not matter. In the end they can take solace in this little saying. He who laughs last, laughs best. And that will be me. The First Evil will be the last. I will be the one who laughs last. And the one who laughs best. For in the end my laughter will be all that remains.

theatrical_muse: Topic #397
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 332

Talk about your favorite vacation. (Either a specific trip or your favorite destination.)

As the First Evil. I do not usually go to a specific destination or teleport to a certain place for purposes of a vacation. I go places for bad reasons. I go to places to cause trouble. I go where I'm not wanted. And given that my very presence kills any nearby plant life. Lets just say I'm evil. I'm heartless. I'm bad. I'm really, really bad. Really.

Not to mention I'm non-corporeal. Ergo I'm not able to lay on some tropic beach feeling the wind blow over my hot body. And do not have the pleasure to drink some tasty beverage at said tropical beach anytime soon. So I really don't like to discuss such things as a favorite vacation or a favorite trip. I don't do trips. And I damn sure don't care about having any enjoyable or happy experiences. Such memories belong to those who are good. Belong to those who actually care about living life.

But to answer the question. If going to some beautiful or exotic location is not my cup of tea. Then what is my ideal vacation. I will just say that my favorite destination would be going to hell. Literally. Because unlike so many others that fear going downstairs. Being the source of all evil. Hell is a warm and cozy place I feel at home.

theatrical_muse: Topic #394
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 250

Sick

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theatrical_muse: Topic #390
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 373