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Sep. 3rd, 2012

  • 1:00 AM
rainicorn




lady sees you lurkin'. we ain't down wit dat.
FRANZ ONLY BETCHES

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  • May. 25th, 2009 at 10:23 PM
rainicorn
I am stabinh behind king Khan in Portland RIGHT NOW

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  • Dec. 13th, 2008 at 7:42 PM
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It's snowing! Hooray!

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  • Dec. 5th, 2008 at 11:57 AM
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damnit, Sarah, stop drunk txting lj... these posts are public.

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  • Dec. 5th, 2008 at 12:52 AM
rainicorn
Omg 2 beautiful exotic lesbians just humped me for like 10 minutes, and the gave me their number and ditched me. Ugh I need some pussy.

Nov. 8th, 2008

  • 4:45 PM
bang!
this is my last weekend of FUNENJOYMENT and I am going out with a bang.
also my computer seems to be going out with a bang. fuck.

Oct. 23rd, 2008

  • 7:00 PM
rainicorn

MixwitMixwit make a mixtapeMixwit mixtapes



I MADE YOU GUISE SUMFIN INSTEAD OF BEING PRODUCTIVE CUZ I LOVE YOU.

Sep. 22nd, 2008

  • 4:45 PM
rainicorn

the world famous lamborghiniz crew!!!












[photos by david choe]

Sep. 20th, 2008

  • 4:00 PM
rainicorn

last night I had a dream that someone was snarky to me on LJ and it really hurt my feelings.

...

HOW RETARDED IS THAT?

oh but I also had a dream about this:

THE TINGLER

and that is pretty cool.



girlfriend, I know
I can smell your blood
you're gonna be a filthy beast tonight

crawl back to the cave
crawl back to the cave

Sep. 19th, 2008

  • 6:00 PM
rainicorn

red sea sharks

last night was awesome. really really.

Sep. 14th, 2008

  • 2:00 PM
rainicorn

plans for today:

- eat cereal [DONE]
- be weirded out by those dreams from last night [DONE]
- clean the entire apartment [DONE]
- take a shower [DONE]
- file weekly unemployment claim [DONE]
- listen to a lot of horse feathers [DONE]
- find something to do tonight [AH FUCK IT]

addendum:

- have no self control and buy these in 6g [DONE]

Sep. 3rd, 2008

  • 2:30 PM
rainicorn

it seems like only a year ago that it was my 21st birthday.

OH WAIT, IT WAS. HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY TO ME. AND AMARISSE, WE ARE ALMOST TWINZ.
I am now one year closer to becoming the eccentric old cat lady that I am destined to be:

twenty two

TIME SURE DOES FLY, EH?

I would like to bring up the fact that this birthday definitely has 115% less devendra banhart than last year. I would like to rectify that.

yes please and thank you. )

anyway, despite the lack of amazing smelling bearded men, so far this birthday has been totally awesome. sure, I have to work, but only for 4 hours and it's totally slow today. plus I get to see my work buddies. I got chocolate milk and a sweet birthday card with a dragon on it!

I've already gotten birthday wishes from oodles of people and it feels so great to know that I have such amazing and loving friends. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

after work I am going to meet erica at mo bar. I am going to have an awesome night because I don't have to work tomorrow.

I'm having a huge joint birthday party at the healthy times fun club on friday night. it will be a karaoke dance party. so far I've heard it starts at midnight? I don't care, that's my last day at work and I am going to go bat shit insane.

Aug. 31st, 2008

  • 2:00 PM
rainicorn

of Montreal’s Skeletal Lamping Laser Listening Session
Friday, September 12th @ 9:15pm sharp
Tickets $8
Seattle Laser Dome @ Pacific Science Center


UHM. YES. HAHAHAHAHAAA.

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  • Aug. 29th, 2008 at 9:53 PM
rainicorn
I am drinking whiskey by myself at a bar in Ballard. What the hell.

Aug. 29th, 2008

  • 10:15 AM
rainicorn
dear south king county,

I miss you.




...


wait, what?

Aug. 17th, 2008

  • 11:30 AM
rainicorn

HEY BABIES.

okay. so. rain didn't have time to finish my sketch yesterday SO we're doing it tonight [this day is going to be an eternity!]. I went in and looked at it and he's making a few minor changes but mostly it is delicious. he still has to finish the tentacles and add water and some bubbles. this is what he had done as of last night:

almost readyyy...


fucking hot.


also check it out I am up to a 10g now:

10g




speaking of fucking hot, this weekend has been dubbed "tropical pain forrest." on friday I rode probably about 15 miles in 90+ degree weather. I went up to the u-district with sam and she fixed up my bike and taught me a few things. then there was a show at HTFC with vitamin piss/cut***loose/bow+arrow and it was more sweat fest. there are hella babies visiting and I didn't end up going to bed until 5:30am. I was rudely woken up 5 hours later because the room I was sleeping in was like the surface of the sun. I went home and showered and then went on a picnic with erica and clark. we rode sweaty busses and went to seward park and ate lots of fruit and then went on a walk through an old growth forrest and complained about swamp ass. here is us with some big roots:


clark and some roots


erica and some roots


me and some roots




when we got home I took a power nap and then we headed over to under the needle and had to deal with the hemp fest crowd that cluttered up the 4. what a fucking smell. good lawd. oh also there is a fruit fly infestation in the break room at work and it is making my skin crawl. bllleeeegghhhh.

Aug. 11th, 2008

  • 11:00 AM
rainicorn



uh... I just bought this.

for when I am laying in bed with bruised, inky ribs.

next week is gonna rule.

'sright.



I made a short video blog last night
but then I forgot to bring my usb cable to work.

baw.

Aug. 10th, 2008

  • 1:10 AM
rainicorn

today I learned what it is like to be a cat. I stayed home all day and took several naps and tried to write songs but then I remembered that I can't play any instruments. gertrude cuddled with me the whole time but clementine was busy being in heat and being obnoxious. caturday.

Aug. 9th, 2008

  • 2:15 PM
rainicorn

gertrude knows
08-08-oh great!

I met rain yesterday and gave him my ideas for the tattoo and he is excited to do it. he traced out the space he's going to use [pretty much armpit to inside my hip bone] and said that he'll draw it up on the 12th, then I can come look at what he's got and get started on the 16th! that's one week away! ahhh! I'm so excited. it's going to be fucking epic.

after the consultation I went to the u-district with derek and we looked at comics and drank and people watched. then we went to the cha cha with friends and drank more, then to the comet to watch our friends play and drink MOAR. I tripped over an amp while naomi was yelling my name over and over. smooth. jake and rebecca announced that they got engaged! I walked naomi home and went over to new orlando because becky moved in! yes! we watched cartoons and I fell asleep and woke up at 3 and rode my bike home. hella good day. zee end.