One of those days

You know those days that happen when everything goes wrong? Or not that everything is wrong, you just seem to be incapable of the most basic of tasks? This usually happens when one is extremely hungover. Not when youre feeling completely fine.

Today my alarm went off 10 times before I got up. Then I hit my head on the shower door really HARD. But Its ok Im still waking up. Then I nearly drove into the back of somebody on the way to work. Only a fool, 2 second rule Lon you idiot. I couldnt reverse into a parking space because the car was playing tricks on my mind. I couldnt close the lift to get to the staff room so I risked going up the stairs, only to set the alarm off. I put my uniform on backwards. I cut every single finger cutting up sandeels. I lost the work van in the car park even though it was right infront of me. Meal worms had a party in the back of mr work van when I turned a corner and spilt the tray. There was no petrol in work van. At Hollywood Towers Estate I caught my already cut fingers in every latch and catch, banged my head on every shelf, tripped over every weed. Dropped the watering can whenever I filled it up. Had to dig worms up, only to find I have worm blindness. I think I broke an incubator. None of this bothered me that much, just thought I was being silly thinking I was cursed and pursued a jolly path to happyness. But then I tried to get into the car park at the main site which involves sticking my hand out the window with a card to make the machine go beep to open the gates. Before It went beep I dropped the card out the window, the van rolled back ever so slightly, and I got out to look for the card. The van had rolled onto the card. Car park staff arrive and start laughing at me. After eventually getting the card I stalled the van repeatedly. On my way up to stores I dropped the food box and said fuck infront of some kiddies :s In stores I danced with Pete to Ridin Dirty and threw some pulses at various other keepers.

Thank god thats over.