You Know You're From Massachusetts When..
The person drivin in front of u is goin 70 mph & u are cursin him 4 going too slow
U actually enjoy drivin around rotaries
U almost feel disappointed when some1 doesnt flip u the bird when u cut them off or steal their parking space
U know how 2 pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, & Haverhill
U kno what they sell at a packie
U can actually find ur way around Boston
U know what 1st Night is
U kno at least 1 guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey or Seamus
U think the rest of the country owes u 4 Thanksgiving & Independence Day.
When the words WICKED & GOOD go together
U knew that there was no chance in hell that the Pats would move to Hartford
The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools
U own a "Yankees Suck" shirt/hat
U pray 4 the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season but in ur lifetime.
U kno how to make a frappe
U actually kno how 2 merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to 1
U never go 2 "Cape Cod" u go "down the Cape"
U think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs & Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger
U went 2 Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation or both on field trips in grammar school
U can drive to the mountains & the ocean all in 1 day
U know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line
U know that P-Town isnt the name of a new rap group
U do not recognize the letter R as a part of the English language
U've called something wicked pissa
U've slammed on ur brakes 2 deter a tailgater
Paranoia sets in if u cant see a Dunkies, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at all times
You keep an ice scraper & can of de-icer on the floor of ur car, year round
You order iced coffee in January
You drive 45 minutes to NH to save $5 in sales tax
You've pulled out of a side street & used ur car 2 block oncoming traffic so u can make a left
You know what a "regular" coffee is